Corn Huskers Lotion

What my father uses when he's alone in the house.

My dad must've been using corn huskers lotion, this sock is wet and sticky.

by HarleenQuinn November 30, 2016

Diabites

When you are stupid and you spell diabetes wrong and this happens.

Hanah, you retarded fuck, you just made the word diabites, not diabetes.

by HarleenQuinn November 30, 2016

vacuum suction

Something a guy uses on his ding-a-ling when he is unable to lose his virginity to an actual girl

My dad apperently used a Wacky Wow Vacuum suction on his ding-a-ling before he met mom, no wonder my mom says he's a machine!

by HarleenQuinn November 30, 2016

holey pants

A pair of pants that is full of holes and is not formal enough for a picture.

Hayley, next time, don't wear holey pants because we need to take this picture.

by HarleenQuinn November 30, 2016