Urban Dictionary: Definitions by HarleenQuinn

Corn Huskers Lotion

What my father uses when he's alone in the house.

My dad must've been using corn huskers lotion, this sock is wet and sticky.

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Something a guy uses on his ding-a-ling when he is unable to lose his virginity to an actual girl

My dad apperently used a Wacky Wow Vacuum suction on his ding-a-ling before he met mom, no wonder my mom says he's a machine!

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A pair of pants that is full of holes and is not formal enough for a picture.

Hayley, next time, don't wear holey pants because we need to take this picture.

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When you are stupid and you spell diabetes wrong and this happens.

Hanah, you retarded fuck, you just made the word diabites, not diabetes.

Diabites by HarleenQuinn November 30, 2016