Homothermia

A disorder in which an overly campy person, typically a male homosexual, is found to be hot on the "outside" and extremely cold on the "inside". This is due to an overly quaffed and groomed physique and apperance. While at the same time having a complete lack in character, personality, tact, class, intellect, self control, and/or candor.

Sufferers of Homothermia are typically found to be guilty of acts of "Faggotry" and/or "Douchebaggery" as well.

Sufferers of Homothermia:
Sociopathic fitness models.
Male models.
Hair dressers.
Maitre'd.
Bartenders at the Abbey.
Gogo Dancers.
Event coordinators/ Party Planners.
Anyone whom works at Neiman Marcus.
Christian Bale.

by TonyLeTigre November 3, 2010

Homoterian

A woman who has a large group of Homosexual Male friends. She does not want to change them or sleep with them. She attracts gay men everywhere she goes. They all want to be friends with her. A term of endearment.

She is not a fruit flyor a fag hag, she is a homoterian.

by scorpdiva77 February 24, 2015

hytothermia

When your hands are willy willy cold

“This makes my hands willy willy cold, I tink I hab Hytothermia.”

by James the bug man January 23, 2018

Hypothermia

The feeling you get when you go outside in the winter, your jacka&% brother took all the shower water, or you ate ice cream to fast.

When they were floating down the canal, it felt as if they had hypothermia, (not to be confused with pneumonia, as a woman by the side of the canal explained).

by Clara-Imogen November 2, 2019

phone hypothermia

when you use your phone while it charges and it loses battery faster than it charges and it eventually dies

stevie wonder: goddamn it, my phone contracted phone hypothermia

jebron lames: has it died?

stevie wonder: yeppy smeppy

by JLames_06 June 17, 2018

Hypothermia

When you feel like you're actually going to die from cold weather, and everything is numb; extremely low temperature.

It's so cold, I feel like I'm about to get hypothermia.

by suspicious_pandicorn February 20, 2018

Urban hypothermia

A condition where a person falls prey to hypothermia by not wearing appropriate clothing in an urban environment.

This condition generally affects people who are trying to show off their rad tan, biceps or new tatto sleeve in cold weather.

"Dude, Jayden is in hospital.
What happened?
We met up for a macchiato and he was only wearing a singlet so he could show off his sweet new sleeve. One minute we were sipping micro-foam and the next he was out... The doc said it sounded like a classic case of urban hypothermia."

by GreeneryTheSecond July 13, 2012