A disorder in which an overly campy person, typically a male homosexual, is found to be hot on the "outside" and extremely cold on the "inside". This is due to an overly quaffed and groomed physique and apperance. While at the same time having a complete lack in character, personality, tact, class, intellect, self control, and/or candor.
Sufferers of Homothermia are typically found to be guilty of acts of "Faggotry" and/or "Douchebaggery" as well.
Sufferers of Homothermia:
Sociopathic fitness models.
Male models.
Hair dressers.
Maitre'd.
Bartenders at the Abbey.
Gogo Dancers.
Event coordinators/ Party Planners.
Anyone whom works at Neiman Marcus.
Christian Bale.
A sudden loss of all sexual inhibitions coupled with a large spike in body temperature. Often accompanied with copious drinks, sexual encounters, and ecstasy. Symptoms can range from mild unexplained morning partners to severe morning wood. If symptoms do occur, seek medical attention and your mother.
Dude, Micheal really was showing symptoms of hoethermia last night. He took his shirt off on the dance floor and went home with Nick's grandma!
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.