A disorder in which an overly campy person, typically a male homosexual, is found to be hot on the "outside" and extremely cold on the "inside". This is due to an overly quaffed and groomed physique and apperance. While at the same time having a complete lack in character, personality, tact, class, intellect, self control, and/or candor.

Sufferers of Homothermia are typically found to be guilty of acts of "Faggotry" and/or "Douchebaggery" as well.

Sufferers of Homothermia:
Sociopathic fitness models.
Male models.
Hair dressers.
Maitre'd.
Bartenders at the Abbey.
Gogo Dancers.
Event coordinators/ Party Planners.
Anyone whom works at Neiman Marcus.
Christian Bale.

Homothermia by TonyLeTigre November 3, 2010

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hoethermia

A sudden loss of all sexual inhibitions coupled with a large spike in body temperature. Often accompanied with copious drinks, sexual encounters, and ecstasy. Symptoms can range from mild unexplained morning partners to severe morning wood. If symptoms do occur, seek medical attention and your mother.

Dude, Micheal really was showing symptoms of hoethermia last night. He took his shirt off on the dance floor and went home with Nick's grandma!

hoethermia by Hornsby Picklebottom September 24, 2020

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