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closeted homowhatever 

A term used by a homosexual who is still in the closet to deny his homosexual. Originates from the Broadway show Avenue Q.
I am not a closeted homowhatever.
closeted homowhatever by Joe February 26, 2005

mason holgate 

A good football (soccer) player who sometimes is a cunt.
Guy 1: Hey have you heard of the footballer Mason Holgate?
Guy 2: Yeah, he's pretty good ay.
Guy 1: Yeah but I heard he's a cunt.
mason holgate by Brrrrrrap January 6, 2018

homolester 

homolester (ho mo les ter) NOUN. A person who enjoys bothering homosexuals.
Me- Why did you yell "faggot" at Mark?

Todd- Because I hate him.

Me- What did he ever do to you?

Todd- Nothing.

Me- So why bug him?

Todd- Because he's a queer.

Me- How do you even know?

Todd- I heard him on the phone with his boyfriend.

Me- Quit being such a homolester.
homolester by Maxhole June 20, 2009

Holgated 

To be thrown under a bus by a spineless Chairman, reversed over, set up by a Communications Ministers and shafted by the Prime Minister of the day in an uncontrollable misogynistic rant, bullied and sacked over an insignificant expense claim all because you are far too capable and threaten their boys club existence.
Marjorie was absolutely Holgated when she lost her CEO job.
A person that hates homosexuals, different from a homophobe which is a person who is afraid of homos.
Guy 1: Dude look at that gay dude.

Guy 2: I'm leaving.

Guy 1: What? Are you a homophobe?

Guy 2: No! I'm a homohate, i hate homos, not afraid of them
homohate by longsnappingod1 March 30, 2009

homogaytedzexual 

Hemo-gay-ted-zexual

someone who is homophobic but still likes people who are homosexual.
"what sexual orientation are you"
"I am homogaytedzexual what about you?"
"Oh cool...I am straight"
homogaytedzexual by Homiebroskialarm February 16, 2021
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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