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Homochondriac 

A person (generally male) who is so worried about being construed as gay they go out of their way to prove they're not. Thinks every time that they look at a guy they're going to suddenly start having feelings or attraction towards the same sex. 99% of the time the person in question is straight but just a little confused.
Eric is such a homochondriac that he won't even make eye contact with most guys anymore
Homochondriac by njv1451 December 18, 2010
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homoclose 

When a gay or lesbian is near your area, you can hear them making noise,(a loud heeeey, or other queer making noises)and you yell to your friends "HOMOCLOSE!" to warn them.
Brandon whats that noise? I think its Sherman, HOMOCLOSE!!! HOMOCLOSE!!!
homoclose by DeCookDeBBQ September 30, 2011

homobone 

noun: an erection of the penis caused by a sexual attraction to another man
Oh man, Stuart is giving me a total homobone.
homobone by Lance of France November 17, 2011

Homotone 

A very high-pitched voice used most commonly by male homosexuals. This voice is usually coupled with an exaggerated lisp.
Billy: "Oh he ith hot!"
Bob: "Damn dude, Billy has got to stop talking in such a homotone voice, I just wanna punch him in the throat every time I hear it."
Homotone by WordMasterPhlex August 24, 2008

homophone 

1:- A word that sounds the same as another, but has a different meaning.

2:- A telephone in the employ of a homosexual
whore/hoare

OR

Homosexual:- Hey, look at my new homophone! it's *fabulous*!
homophone by Hefelumpman April 3, 2005

Homophone 

Homophone- is a word that suggests or implies that that certain word is a word of gay like suggestive word.
Dude that's a Homophone put it down before all the gays get suggestively
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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