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homersexual

A name from one of the prank phone calls that Bart does to Moe on the Simpsons. It is used in season 2, episode 7F15, Principal Charming.
Bart: Hello is Homer there?

Moe: Homer who?

Bart: Homer Sexual.

Moe: Well, one second, let me check. Uhh Homer Sexual. Oh come on, come on, one of you guys has got to be Homer Sexual.

Homer: Ha Ha, don't look at me.

Moe: Oh no, You rotten little punk. If I ever get a hold of you I'll sink my teeth into your cheak and rip your face off.

Homersexual

A man who is aroused by the site of beer and doughnuts. Category that originated with Homer Simpson. Any man who bears a strong resemblance in likeness or habit to Homer Simpson.
Any police officer or fireman you have ever met. "He got all homersexual and hit me for grabbing his Boston creme."
Homersexual by Shane C Gray November 15, 2010

Hombrosexual 

A gay bro.
Brad, Jason, and Justin's hobbies include baseball, working out, and cumming in each others mouths.

Brad: dude, I totally kicked your ass on the court.
Jason: that's ok bro. I'm going to kick your ass in bed.
Justin: we're such hombrosexuals. We're the best. High five.
Brad: Justin I love your tanktop.
Hombrosexual by Dude..bro July 8, 2014

homeosexual 

You are straight but you either like boys who look like girls or girls who look like boys. From the Greek "homeo" meaning "similar".
Lara's boyfriend Kurtis looks so much like a girl she must be a homeosexual
homeosexual by Ostercy May 30, 2008

hometrosexual 

A hometrosexual is a gay guy dressing like a straight guy trying to dress like a gay guy.

Very stylin'!
With his gold pants, white fur coat, and pink sequined shoes, Gary looked like a complete hometrosexual.

He was a total boi magnet!
hometrosexual by scodder May 2, 2010

Homeosexual 

One whose sex life has become so diluted by lack of sex that it is now largely composed of memories of past sexual encounters and is unlikely to contain any actual physical sexual activity.
Since his missus stopped putting out, Bob has been getting so little action he's transformed into a homeosexual
Homeosexual by snaptacular June 12, 2014
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"You're such a Bunhead."

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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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