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Homing Nut 

When you nut and it follows the direction where the pussy is headed
Girl, my Cum bout to go Homing nut.
Homing Nut by Protito July 14, 2019

hoeing season 

Summer, a time when it's socially acceptable to be a hoe. If a guy tries to start a relationship durring this time they will most likely be turned down.
He's trying to date me, not gonna happen it's hoeing season.

hoeing and blowing 

Engaging in sexual activities with multiple tings, mainly including the term blowing (blowjobs). The term is frequently used by male participants of the sexual act itself.
Guy: “Hey gyal, you been hoeing and blowing lately babe?”
Girl: “Of course babes, around back of asda at 2?”

Guy: “snm”

Homing Beacon 

The internal compass that guides the lost warrior home when he/she is too drunk to see straight. More often than not, the individual will have no recollection of how they got home.

Often the homing beacon will activate itself suddenly and without warning, however, it is usually preceded with several minutes worth of vacant staring and the sudden exit of the individual may be accompanied by some grunt or the phrase, 'i have to go'.

- The homing beacon, in an advanced person may also make you stop for food.
A: 'So what, I just stared at the floor, got up, said bye and left? Dude I don't remember sh*t from last night...'

B: 'Yeah man, I'm surprised you made it back OK, that's some homing beacon you got there.'
Homing Beacon by funkiermunky January 27, 2012

Homing from Work

A counter to Working from Home where your primary role is performing your job duties from your home. Homing from Work is the same thing reversed. Instead of working a person can do a plethora of things ranging from paying their bills, texting, reading the news, reading a book, making personal phone calls or watching their favorite soaps.
Worker 1 – Dude I’m not feeling it today… I just don’t want to be here!

Worker 2 – Then you need to be Homing from Work man…

Worker -1 Homing from Work? SWEET! I do need to call and make a doctor’s appointment and catch up on Grey’s Anatomy. Hold up, let me send my calls to voicemail and slip off my shoes.
Homing from Work by B2rad May 14, 2009

big hoeing 

The process or act of an already known hoe doing something especially sexual, permiscious, scandalous, or "hoe-ish" either in person or on social media, often via Instagram or Snapchat. This is done to seek guys' attention and to let them know she is open and available to sexual advances.
Dude 1- "Did you see her latest Instagram post? She is just trying to get attention."

Dude-2 "Yeah, she is definitely big hoeing."
big hoeing by FansoftheStallion October 24, 2019