Skip to main content

homing

the act of not doing shit from work while at home
The boss asked me to take go over the TPS reports this weekend, and I told him to fuck off cause I was gonna be homing
by woots182 December 20, 2010
mugGet the homing mug.

homing

making the trek home from college and then hanging out there.
Sarah is homing this weekend instead of staying to watch the football game.
by mrwooten November 23, 2007
mugGet the homing mug.

Homing

The act of a group of homies roaming(:
#1-Look at those niggahs!
#2-What do ya think they're doin?
#1-Maybe they're lost...
#3-Nah man! They just homin.
#1 and #2-Homin?!
#3-Yeaaa. They just a buncha homers wandering round...homing.
#1 and #2-OoOoOoOh!
by homie(: March 17, 2009
mugGet the Homing mug.

Homing

When used in the right context, to be travelling home.
wyd
I'm homing
by Maxit0ut April 3, 2024
mugGet the Homing mug.

Homing Nut

When you nut and it follows the direction where the pussy is headed
Girl, my Cum bout to go Homing nut.
by Protito July 14, 2019
mugGet the Homing Nut mug.

Homing Beacon

The internal compass that guides the lost warrior home when he/she is too drunk to see straight. More often than not, the individual will have no recollection of how they got home.

Often the homing beacon will activate itself suddenly and without warning, however, it is usually preceded with several minutes worth of vacant staring and the sudden exit of the individual may be accompanied by some grunt or the phrase, 'i have to go'.

- The homing beacon, in an advanced person may also make you stop for food.
A: 'So what, I just stared at the floor, got up, said bye and left? Dude I don't remember sh*t from last night...'

B: 'Yeah man, I'm surprised you made it back OK, that's some homing beacon you got there.'
by funkiermunky January 27, 2012
mugGet the Homing Beacon mug.

Homing from Work

A counter to Working from Home where your primary role is performing your job duties from your home. Homing from Work is the same thing reversed. Instead of working a person can do a plethora of things ranging from paying their bills, texting, reading the news, reading a book, making personal phone calls or watching their favorite soaps.
Worker 1 – Dude I’m not feeling it today… I just don’t want to be here!

Worker 2 – Then you need to be Homing from Work man…

Worker -1 Homing from Work? SWEET! I do need to call and make a doctor’s appointment and catch up on Grey’s Anatomy. Hold up, let me send my calls to voicemail and slip off my shoes.
by B2rad May 14, 2009
mugGet the Homing from Work mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email