Home Deport

This is what happens to illegal immigrants whom are looking for work at Home Depot when the police or immigration comes.

I couldn't find anyone to mow my lawn today while cruising the parking lot of Home Deport this afternoon.

by ChonerRivera October 13, 2011

Home Depot

A store to get the finest dry wall. It tastes splendid.

*School Ends* Student: Yo! Wanna go to Home Depot? Other Student: YEAH! The drywall is amazing!

by Smatos November 12, 2019

fuck home depot

a phrase or expression commonly used by home depot employees and frequenters in reference the outrageous prices and crappy service.

e.g. 1
customer: where can i find some screws
employee: on eighth street!
customer: fuck home depot.

e.g. 2
employee: my mom died and I have appendicitis, can I have the day off.
Home Depot: No! you shall work double today maggot!!!
employee: fuck home depot!

by Dant Mooney May 31, 2005

cone of home depot

The projected track of a hurricane by a weather service; a projected region of increased profit for home improvement chains esp. fueled by news networks' fear mongering

Every time I see the cone of home depot on Florida, I notice that Home Depot's stock goes up a point.

by Nubie Plz January 18, 2009

cone of home depot

The conically shaped area on a weather map that simultaneously predicts where a hurricane will make landfall and which Home Depot locations will make record profits

"Dem jews dat run Home Depot were profiteers of the fear of african Americans! The black man must fear the cone of home depot!" - Spike Lee

by nubie plz October 13, 2008

Home Depot Dad

A dad that treats home depot like a religion. He typically taps on wooden surfaces and asks questions about certain home built things.

"Yea dude my dad goes to home depot every sunday, hes such a home depot dad"

by Rowantheamerican14 March 4, 2020

Home Depot House

A house which is so obviously made primarily from lower-priced parts (e.g. light fixtures, mailboxes, floor moldings, etc.) found at the Home Depot. Oftentimes built by low-end contractors to keep costs low.

OMG, that is such a Home Depot House, they couldn't even afford a real front-door.

by Albanian Eagle March 3, 2009