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helicopter parent

A parent who is overly involved in the life of their child. Then tend to hover over their every movement and decision. Often times they take control and do tasks on their behalf. They also enjoy broadcasting the details and events of their child's life to anyone who will listen. Helicopter Parents do not ease up with age, in fact as the child grows up the tighter their grasp becomes.
"Are you sure that's a good idea?"
"Where are you going, what are you doing, where is your life going?"
"My child would never do something like that."
"Oh, I just have to tell you what my daughter did..."
"Can I come too?"
"I wish Laura would shut up and stop talking about her daughter - what a helicopter parent."
helicopter parent by beep2014 February 25, 2014

Helicopter dick 

The act of spinning a partial erect penis to incite disgust or excitement. True origins are unknown, but was first recorded by medieval chroniclers when viking norsemen raided their lands. Male Raiders would fully disrobe and pull their genitals out and start spinning their members at the same time. Inciting mass fear in the men and women fully knowing their intent of rape. Back then it was referred to as the spinning one eyed monster. Unlike previous origins this act did not originate in the late 1800s From a man named Winston Wellington. It is much older and was called something entirely different before it became modernized.
Man - "The Vikings are here son, and their spinning the one eyed monster (helicopter dick). Quick son, help hide your mother and sister. We know their intent"
Helicopter dick by Mr.Ection April 3, 2021

Newport Helicopter 

The act of removing your shirt at a concert and waving it above your head in a circular motion, like a helicopters main blades. Can be done as an individual or along with the audience.

Popularised by the Alternative, "Ragga metal" band Skindred and their frontman, Benji Webbe, both of whom hail from Newport, South Wales.
"Let me see yah do tha fuckin' Newport Helicopter!!!! Get dem shirts in the air!"
-Benji Webbe
Newport Helicopter by Barnabeast98 November 23, 2018

Ur Grandpa Apache Attack Helicopter 

The most powerful insult, once used by the gods in ancient greek times to instantly destroy any physical creation, even those created by their own hands. It was wiped from history out of fear that a mortal being may learn to once again recite the ancient words, and in order to hide the phrase from the mortal conscious, the gods had to disappear as well.

In recent times, as the ancient texts once again resurface, many have learned to use the weaker spells such as "ur mom gay", or "ur dad lesbian", but this ancient and all powerful spell has yet to enter the minds of the masses, with it rarely ever being used, the most recent being the time that God-Emperor Donald J. Trump said this phrase against Japan twice, once in Hiroshima and and once in Nagasaki. Of course, the phrase was still kept secret under the veil that it was just a new weapon called a "nuclear bomb".

It was said by the Mayans that when this spell was once again learned by the mortal people, it would herald the final end, and even the olden gods could not return and stop the oncoming disaster.
This phrase should never be said, though it should be noted that God-Emperor Donald J. Trump said "Ur Grandpa Apache Attack Helicopter" against Japan twice.

Polish helicopter 

After consuming 10-15 beers you hang yourself naked upside down from the ceiling fan .. You then pee continuously till you become dizzy and fall to the floor ....a somewhat high risk maneuver so some form of head protection is usually advised when performing this act
PHIL: "hey Larry do you and Cindy want to come over for dinner tonight?"..... LARRY:" probably not she's not talking to me since I pissed all over her couches and fell through her glass coffee table doing the polish helicopter last night

helicopter piss

When a male starts to urinate and proceeds to do several 360 circles.
I got suspended from school because i got caught doing the helicopter piss
helicopter piss by Evilmonkey2ko December 1, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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