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1.) When reading chicken scratch, most of the words appear to be written as "holtz bam."

2.) Also, the worst thing one can ever do.
A list created by your boss, as it appears to you:

1. batting cages
2. manager's box
3. back door
4. scag
4. holtz bam
holtz bam by speedwalker July 21, 2009
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Lou Holtz 

radio-friendly term for the schlong, coined by the sports junkies.
Ever since I waxed my lou holtz, it looks like a Sifl & Olly outtake.
Lou Holtz by tha jizzle June 12, 2004

gabby holtz 

A complete babe who is amazing at hockey and when ppl walk past they say "damn who's that fine woman"
I wish I was like Gabby Holtz
gabby holtz by coolio person December 19, 2016

Soul Holtz 

no gender, only swag
"Soul Holtz? They're an idiot." -ninety percent of the kids at WMS
Soul Holtz by SpookySnack February 26, 2022

katie holt 

Katie holt (AKA Pidge gunderson) is the badass character from Voltron Legendary Defender who pretended to be a boy to save her family. is also very smart. and sarcastic. also just really, really cool.
see her? Yeah, thats katie holt. shes coool
katie holt by Ayeeeeeeee123 July 12, 2017

captain raymond holt 

Captain on Brooklyn 99. Intellectual and stoic, you'll never guess what he's thinking. He's strict but loving, and is pretty much Jake Peralta's dad at this point. He's been an openly gay cop since 1987, and he's married to Kevin Kozner, a professor at Columbia. Aims to become commissioner someday.
Is that Captain Raymond Holt? Ugh, I hate how he always makes us wear ties.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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