holt

one who's soul purpose in life is to consume/learn about as much protein as possible.

George Holt says,"every shrimp has 8 grams of protein in it."

by travis wood April 22, 2007

holt

a tragic little area in the farmland between tracy and stockton. most people don't know about it even though there are some textbooks named after it and theres a semi-famous guy named Benjamin Holt who invented the first practical tread using tractor

"Hey I'm from Holt"

"Where's that?"

"You know, that area between Stockton and Tracy"

"Lathrop?"

*Sigh* "No"

by small nontown living person March 10, 2011

holting

When you find something so hilarious that you cant actually laugh about it, or something that makes you so angry past the point of shouting. You just sit completely still and silent. Inspired by the ultimate Captain Holt from Brooklyn99.

*guy sitting in complete silence intensely staring at the one place*
"what's wrong with him?"
"he's holting..."
"oh."

by wh- no! April 28, 2020

Holt

One of the coolest people you'll ever meet. He's pretty much the definition of awesome.

"See that guy over there?"
"You mean that awesome guy?"
"Yeah, that's Holt"

by Mysterious Mr. Lady January 3, 2009

Holting

The act of bailing on work, school, or other time commitments early while leaving as little notice as possible to those involved

Is he coming to the meeting in an hour?
No... he is holting and going home to play video games.

by PseudonymNumberEight May 8, 2018

Holt

The most lovable man a person could wish to meet, with a smile as big as his heart

Oh my god that guy just rescued that puppy from a burning building on his way home from his shift at the homeless shelter, what a nice guy.

Yeah but he's no Holt.

by Football Friend June 7, 2012

Holted

Publicly flogged (normally in a message board or discussion group) in a manner disproportionate to the offense. Potentially a derivative of "hated."

My uncle's comment was in poor taste, but Rose totally holted on him.

by Sandy V May 22, 2008