Hollister Ho

A derogatory term for an individual who deeply prefers to sport apparel sold under the Hollister brand. Typically materialistic, self-absorbed and socially unconscious. Said individuals are also known for vigorously defending critics regarding many of the controversial issues surrounding the brand, including accusations that the brand's parent company, Abercrombie and Fitch Co. sells sex to its teenage consumer base. Are also known for vehemently fighting claims that Hollister feeds off of a West Coast feel in order to garner customers from less desirable regions like the Midwest. The original demographic for this type of person was characterized by upper-middle class Caucasian teenage girls, but has spread to cover men and individuals of other age groups and ethnic backgrounds.

also see Abercrazy

Slacker #1: "Where do Hollister Hos feel at home?"
Slacker #2: "The beach?"
#1: "No...the mall!"

Valley Girl #1: "Do you, like, wear anything else, or are you just another Hollister Ho?"
Valley Girl #2: "Totally not true...I just bought this really comfy jacket from Reuhl No.925!"

(note that Reuhl No.925 is, like Hollister, another subsidary of Abercrombie and Fitch)

Hollister Ho by Nigerian Nightmare January 28, 2010

Hollister Hottie 

A "hollister hottie" is a guy or girl that shops at Hollister, Abercrombie, Aeropostale, etc. These people are often very full of themselves, and belittle people that don't shop at hollister or look a certain way. Hollister hottie guys are very hard to please and only think of themselves. They will never make good husbands, fathers, or anything that a woman is really looking for. A female hollister hottie is the most over-rated woman a male hollister hottie parades around. A female hollister hottie is normally a clingy, over-jealous, naggy, pompous, vain jerk. Every hollister hottie is from the same cookie cutter mold and there is nothing special about them. All hollister hotties are arrogant and only date the people within the barbie and ken world they believe in. NEVER FALL FOR A HOLLISTER HOTTIE!!

Think Hollister and the people that go in...Those are braindead Hollister Hotties.

Hollister Hottie by Babble Babble Fish! :) October 17, 2009

Hollister Hoe 

Someone who goes out of their way to have everything Hollister. Someone who wears Hollister to the excess. Practically their entire wardrobe is made up of Hollister clothing. It gets to the point where they start to talk about Hollister in their normal conversations with people. They know everything there is to know about Hollister.

Hollister Hoe: Oh my god, did you hear? The people who work at Hollister spray each item of clothing in their store with their cologne three times every 30 minutes! Some people say that the speakers in the wall give off the scent of their cologne when they play music! Did you hear that they are building a new Hollister in-

Normal Person: -Pulls out gun & points at their own head-

Hollister Hoe by VAPID February 28, 2010

Hollister Game 

Game played in Hollister stores in which players must make it to the back of the store and back outside before any employee greets them or asks for help.

Joe: Lets play the Hollister Game
Mike: Okay
*walk through store*
Employee: Hey wuts up?
Joe: shit

Hollister Game by Syn1717 August 15, 2009

Hollister 

Like Abercrombie & Fitch but more eco-friendly; Hollister realizes you can conserve energy because people don't need the lights on to shop.

Bev: Hey!, Jo look at this grey shirt I just got at Hollister!
Jo: Ummm... Bev, that's white.

Hollister by Stacey Vegas August 23, 2010

Grandpa Hollister

(n). An old man wearing clothes from Hollister.

Look, it's Grandpa Hollister! It's a shame he's drooling all over that shirt.

Grandpa Hollister by Wog September 11, 2007

hollister 

A place were you pay 60 dollars for torn Jeans.

Jay- "oh dang I got a great big hole in my jeans"
Ted- "Dang That sucks. How did that happen?"
Jay- "I bought them that way"
Ted- "cool"

hollister by RMJ September 5, 2005