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Someone who goes out of their way to have everything Hollister. Someone who wears Hollister to the excess. Practically their entire wardrobe is made up of Hollister clothing. It gets to the point where they start to talk about Hollister in their normal conversations with people. They know everything there is to know about Hollister.
Hollister Hoe: Oh my god, did you hear? The people who work at Hollister spray each item of clothing in their store with their cologne three times every 30 minutes! Some people say that the speakers in the wall give off the scent of their cologne when they play music! Did you hear that they are building a new Hollister in-

Normal Person: -Pulls out gun & points at their own head-
by VAPID February 28, 2010
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