Holkem 

An incredibly rare last name.

If you have this last name, you are incredibly unique. You're probably an introvert with gifted-kid syndrome. Your home life is either amazing or horrible, with no in-between. You're very loyal to your friends and loved ones, but occasionally this backfires due to you being a people pleaser. You overthink a lot of things a lot. You also struggle with people (including google) not knowing how to spell your last name. People always mistake your name for "Holcomb" or "Holcim" and google claims you spell it wrong whenever filling out something online.

Clerk: "Alright, and what's your last name?"
Charlie: "Charlie Holkem."
Clerk: "...how do you spell that sir-"

Holkem by CharlieCharmander September 28, 2022

Holemates 

Soulmates - people who are meant to be with each other - but only for sex.

Pamela and Tommy tried to get their relationship to work, but they were only great together in bed.

Turns out that they were not soulmates, only holemates.

Holemates by moooooog35 October 7, 2009

Omaha Holdem 

A community card poker game which consists of 5 community cards face up and each player being delt 4 cards to his or her hand.
Players must use 2 cards from their hand and 3 from the table to form the best possible 5 card hand. Can also be shortened to "Omaha"

What game do you wanna play tonight? Omaha?

Omaha Holdem by River Dove February 19, 2004

Texas Holdem

A 5-card variant of poker. Each player dealt two cards face down. 1 round of betting. 3 cards dealt face up in the 'community' which any player can use. These cards are called the flop. More betting. 1 more card to community, known as the turn or fourth street. Bet again. 5th community card, known as the river. Final round of betting. Best 5 card hand wins. Any combo of the two cards in your hand, and the 5 community cards.

Game has become very popular recently due to ESPN's televised World Series of Poker from Las Vegas. Also, Bravo's Celbrity Poker.

Me and the guys are gonna play some holdem later

Texas Holdem by Web250 January 15, 2004

holeman 

a nerd whose has hair like napoleon dynamite

that jew is a holeman

holeman by Cody Saunders December 26, 2007

Hookem' pups

Collective term for a group of young skaters, Usually in their early teens

I was walking home one day. I passed the Hookem'pups as they skated in the park.

Hookem' pups. They are a menace!

Hookem' pups by KrisB July 4, 2006

holkenbrink

Meaning a goat on a hill.

Do you see that holkenbrink?

holkenbrink by Anonymous500 April 21, 2007