An incredibly rare last name.
If you have this last name, you are incredibly unique. You're probably an introvert with gifted-kid syndrome. Your home life is either amazing or horrible, with no in-between. You're very loyal to your friends and loved ones, but occasionally this backfires due to you being a people pleaser. You overthink a lot of things a lot. You also struggle with people (including google) not knowing how to spell your last name. People always mistake your name for "Holcomb" or "Holcim" and google claims you spell it wrong whenever filling out something online.
If you have this last name, you are incredibly unique. You're probably an introvert with gifted-kid syndrome. Your home life is either amazing or horrible, with no in-between. You're very loyal to your friends and loved ones, but occasionally this backfires due to you being a people pleaser. You overthink a lot of things a lot. You also struggle with people (including google) not knowing how to spell your last name. People always mistake your name for "Holcomb" or "Holcim" and google claims you spell it wrong whenever filling out something online.
Clerk: "Alright, and what's your last name?"
Charlie: "Charlie Holkem."
Clerk: "...how do you spell that sir-"
Charlie: "Charlie Holkem."
Clerk: "...how do you spell that sir-"
by CharlieCharmander September 28, 2022
Get the Holkem mug.Pamela and Tommy tried to get their relationship to work, but they were only great together in bed.
Turns out that they were not soulmates, only holemates.
Turns out that they were not soulmates, only holemates.
by moooooog35 October 7, 2009
Get the Holemates mug.A community card poker game which consists of 5 community cards face up and each player being delt 4 cards to his or her hand.
Players must use 2 cards from their hand and 3 from the table to form the best possible 5 card hand. Can also be shortened to "Omaha"
Players must use 2 cards from their hand and 3 from the table to form the best possible 5 card hand. Can also be shortened to "Omaha"
by River Dove February 19, 2004
Get the Omaha Holdem mug.A 5-card variant of poker. Each player dealt two cards face down. 1 round of betting. 3 cards dealt face up in the 'community' which any player can use. These cards are called the flop. More betting. 1 more card to community, known as the turn or fourth street. Bet again. 5th community card, known as the river. Final round of betting. Best 5 card hand wins. Any combo of the two cards in your hand, and the 5 community cards.
Game has become very popular recently due to ESPN's televised World Series of Poker from Las Vegas. Also, Bravo's Celbrity Poker.
Game has become very popular recently due to ESPN's televised World Series of Poker from Las Vegas. Also, Bravo's Celbrity Poker.
by Web250 January 15, 2004
Get the Texas Holdem mug.that jew is a holeman
by Cody Saunders December 26, 2007
Get the holeman mug.I was walking home one day. I passed the Hookem'pups as they skated in the park.
Hookem' pups. They are a menace!
Hookem' pups. They are a menace!
by KrisB July 4, 2006
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