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comcast housemates

when five formerly heterosexual college-age men, all hot studs, get horny for each other and live together in a house where they get phone, internet and cable television service from telecommunications giant comcast corp, and pay for it by sucking each other off, all while bickering amongst themselves.
i'll need to see your credit scores if you want to rent this property. i want to make sure you can pay me rent and aren't just a couple of goddamn comcast housemates.
comcast housemates by Charleez September 23, 2007
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Homiemates 

Bro are we homiemates we have so much in common?
Homiemates by Mightymouth0503 October 8, 2020

holemate 

Holemate: One of two persons compatible with each other in a physical sense and someone for whom gets you hot and bothered.
Great for satiating physical needs, but what about the intellectual aspects? What kind of meaningful discussions can you have with a vacuous vamp? Are you interested in a soulmate or a holemate?
holemate by Digital Max October 1, 2007

Holemate 

It's a different level than a fuckbuddy. Holemate is someone you have lust for but in an unhealthy way and you each end up worse and completely different afterwards
I really feel like Ashley is my holemate. We make each other worse in all the right ways.
Holemate by Anotherredbullpls October 3, 2023

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
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