Hoekema 

Adulterous Whore

If you don't stop being a Hoekema, I'll tattoo a scarlet letter to your forehead.

Hoekema by true_that June 24, 2010

Hoeksemafication 

The act of excesive formating of excel or other spreadsheeting programs to achieive a high level of self gratification by argus-eyed engineers.

Now that Ben's spreadsheet was properly working, he could spend the next week with the Hoeksemafication process.

Patti's spreadsheet was not color cooridnated or formatted cleanly as it had not been Hoeksemafied yet.

"The Hoeksemafication process is just as important as getting your calculations correct"

Hoeksemafication by Calvin Engineers December 15, 2008

Hoeksemafication 

The act of excesive formating of excel or other spreadsheeting programs to achieive a high level of self gratification by argus-eyed engineers.

Now that Ben's spreadsheet was properly working, he could spend the next week with the Hoeksemafication process.

Eric's spreadsheet was not color cooridnated or formatted cleanly as it had not been Hoeksemafied yet.

"The Hoeksemafication process is just as important as getting your calculations correct"

Hoeksemafication by Eric Wildschut December 15, 2008

hoeksma 

A brilliant man who is verry hot. When he gives class you get a boner

You are as hot as hoeksma

hoeksma by Fishnipple March 8, 2022