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An incredibly rare last name.
If you have this last name, you are incredibly unique. You're probably an introvert with gifted-kid syndrome. Your home life is either amazing or horrible, with no in-between. You're very loyal to your friends and loved ones, but occasionally this backfires due to you being a people pleaser. You overthink a lot of things a lot. You also struggle with people (including google) not knowing how to spell your last name. People always mistake your name for "Holcomb" or "Holcim" and google claims you spell it wrong whenever filling out something online.
If you have this last name, you are incredibly unique. You're probably an introvert with gifted-kid syndrome. Your home life is either amazing or horrible, with no in-between. You're very loyal to your friends and loved ones, but occasionally this backfires due to you being a people pleaser. You overthink a lot of things a lot. You also struggle with people (including google) not knowing how to spell your last name. People always mistake your name for "Holcomb" or "Holcim" and google claims you spell it wrong whenever filling out something online.
Clerk: "Alright, and what's your last name?"
Charlie: "Charlie Holkem."
Clerk: "...how do you spell that sir-"
Charlie: "Charlie Holkem."
Clerk: "...how do you spell that sir-"
by CharlieCharmander September 28, 2022
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