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The art of taking an absolutely ridiculously massive toke from someone else's joint after asking someone for a hit. Done so the person hoking gets as much weed as possible.
Dude #1: 'Hey man can I have a toke of your Joint?'

Dude #2: 'Sure man, here'

*Dude #1 takes an unnecessarily massive hit because he's a theiving asshole*

Dude #2: 'Hey man stop hoking it you chucklefuck, it's not your weed'
hoking by Chucklefuck May 1, 2016
Words you can keep

hoking the guts 

When a Male/Female enters the vagina with there finger,more affectionately known as fingering.(Gut hoking)
Clive was hoking the guts out of some chick last night!
hoking the guts by brolly109 November 13, 2009

Hoking Smerb 

way of saying smoking some herb
Billy: Hey Fred what are you doing?
Fred: Hoking Smerb
Hoking Smerb by Breeze138 September 3, 2009

extreme hiking

Hiking on very steep hills, or in winter, or over 15 miles.
We went extreme hiking up a 45 degree snowy hill & had to dig our boots in but the view was phenomenol to the max!
extreme hiking by Starchylde May 22, 2016

Scott Hoying 

Born September 17, 1991, Scott Hoying is 1/2 of Superfruit and 1/5 of Pentatonix. He has this smooth, rich, melodic voice that makes everybody melt. He's super funny and is a great best friend to Mitch Grassi. On top of that, he's fine as hell and has extremely strong quiff game. Plus, Scott does this cute thing where when he laughs really hard he claps and/or covers his mouth with his hands and it's adorable.
Scott Hoying is my favorite person on planet Earth.
Scott Hoying by Cassie McDaff February 28, 2015

Scott Hoying 

A handsome singer with beautiful blonde hair and blue eyes.
1/2 of the youtube channel "Superfruit"
1/5 of the acapella group "Pentatonix"
Has a strong quiff game.
Woah bruh, that Scott Hoying guy is the best singer I've ever heard omg!
Scott Hoying by AlyTard2000 November 15, 2014

hooking the g 

"Go suck up to Gronk, I'll be here hooking the g to Julian Edelmann." -- Lois Griffin to Peter Griffin
hooking the g by Sampacifica January 15, 2017
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
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