The Hoinky Doinky is a sex position that requires 2 people. Person A will defecate in Person B's mouth; followed by Person A orally penetrating Person B until ejaculation. After Person A ejaculates, Person B will anally fist Person A to relax their muscles, followed by Person B puking the feces and semen they are holding in their mouth into Person A's anus.
by BSmith07 April 21, 2024
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We all got separated at the concert. Trying to find each other was a real hoinky doink.
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A flat tire, and running out of gas. Missed my flight. What a hoinky doink.
by Ssm0908 August 26, 2013
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(adj.) Term used to describe a person/place/thing that is of questionable quality. It may have been poorly constructed or has become lackluster due to poor maintenance.
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