Hoinky Doinky

The Hoinky Doinky is a sex position that requires 2 people. Person A will defecate in Person B's mouth; followed by Person A orally penetrating Person B until ejaculation. After Person A ejaculates, Person B will anally fist Person A to relax their muscles, followed by Person B puking the feces and semen they are holding in their mouth into Person A's anus.

He gave her the Hoinky Doinky.

Hoinky Doinky by BSmith07 April 21, 2024

Hoinky doink

When a situation becomes out if control and not going smoothly. A more polite term to use in place of "cluster f__k".

We all got separated at the concert. Trying to find each other was a real hoinky doink.

This project is over budget, past due and filled with mistakes. It's becoming a total hoinky doink.

A flat tire, and running out of gas. Missed my flight. What a hoinky doink.

Hoinky doink by Ssm0908 August 26, 2013

hinky dinky 

(adj.) Term used to describe a person/place/thing that is of questionable quality. It may have been poorly constructed or has become lackluster due to poor maintenance.

Paul Molzon doesn't keep himself in great shape, he's pretty hinky dinky these days.

hinky dinky by Wordsmith999 February 15, 2010

hoonky doonky dick 

a chinese mans chode.

oh boy that hoonky doonky dick is sure small.
hey shiyoung i cant understand why your hoonky doonky dick is so small?

hoonky doonky dick by killerbomb13 January 18, 2017