Hoinky Doinky

The Hoinky Doinky is a sex position that requires 2 people. Person A will defecate in Person B's mouth; followed by Person A orally penetrating Person B until ejaculation. After Person A ejaculates, Person B will anally fist Person A to relax their muscles, followed by Person B puking the feces and semen they are holding in their mouth into Person A's anus.

He gave her the Hoinky Doinky.

Hoinky Doinky by BSmith07 April 21, 2024

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Hoinky doink

When a situation becomes out if control and not going smoothly. A more polite term to use in place of "cluster f__k".

We all got separated at the concert. Trying to find each other was a real hoinky doink.

This project is over budget, past due and filled with mistakes. It's becoming a total hoinky doink.

A flat tire, and running out of gas. Missed my flight. What a hoinky doink.

Hoinky doink by Ssm0908 August 26, 2013

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hinky dinky

(adj.) Term used to describe a person/place/thing that is of questionable quality. It may have been poorly constructed or has become lackluster due to poor maintenance.

Paul Molzon doesn't keep himself in great shape, he's pretty hinky dinky these days.

hinky dinky by Wordsmith999 February 15, 2010

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hoonky doonky dick

a chinese mans chode.

oh boy that hoonky doonky dick is sure small.
hey shiyoung i cant understand why your hoonky doonky dick is so small?

hoonky doonky dick by killerbomb13 January 18, 2017

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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