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Hoinky doink

When a situation becomes out if control and not going smoothly. A more polite term to use in place of "cluster f__k".
We all got separated at the concert. Trying to find each other was a real hoinky doink.

This project is over budget, past due and filled with mistakes. It's becoming a total hoinky doink.

A flat tire, and running out of gas. Missed my flight. What a hoinky doink.
Hoinky doink by Ssm0908 August 26, 2013

hoinky shoinky 

the squeezing of a wowmens ass
hard
sean decided to hoiky shoinky karrisa
hoinky shoinky by gurtrude June 7, 2004

Hoinky-Spoinky 

Of the sexual nature.
"did anything hoinky-spoinky happen between you and ___ ?"
Hoinky-Spoinky by Mr. Hoink Spoink December 14, 2022

Hoinky Doinky

The Hoinky Doinky is a sex position that requires 2 people. Person A will defecate in Person B's mouth; followed by Person A orally penetrating Person B until ejaculation. After Person A ejaculates, Person B will anally fist Person A to relax their muscles, followed by Person B puking the feces and semen they are holding in their mouth into Person A's anus.
He gave her the Hoinky Doinky.
Hoinky Doinky by BSmith07 April 21, 2024

Hoinky-Sploinky Mudpile

A method in eating a frosted cupcake—the act of removing the frosting from the top of the cupcake, utilizing the wrapper to do so, and dipping pieces of the cupcake into the frosting.
Nate: Your Hoinky-Sploinky Mudpile is so sloppy, how do you sleep at night?
Max: With your mom next to me.
Hoinky-Sploinky Mudpile by Nateils November 3, 2025

Honky Tonky 

A bar where predominantly white people hang out and drink. Usually a Beer Joint or Pub and not a upscale bar.
Look at all the Crackers pickup trucks in the parking lot of The Honky Tonky!
Honky Tonky by downnola June 17, 2010