hoinky

A word to describe a person with nose and chin of equal length(or pointiness)
i.e. that person is hoinky.
famous examples include David Wheater, Noel Fielding
'The gentleperson had a very hoinky complexion'
'His chin was the same length as his neb.
Hoinky get.'
by bifty shugger March 05, 2009
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Hoinky doink

When a situation becomes out if control and not going smoothly. A more polite term to use in place of "cluster f__k".
We all got separated at the concert. Trying to find each other was a real hoinky doink.

This project is over budget, past due and filled with mistakes. It's becoming a total hoinky doink.

A flat tire, and running out of gas. Missed my flight. What a hoinky doink.
by Ssm0908 July 12, 2013
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hoinky shoinky

the squeezing of a wowmens ass
hard
sean decided to hoiky shoinky karrisa
by gurtrude June 07, 2004
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Hoinkie

A pet dog can be affectionately referred to as a Hoinkie
Aww..What a cute hoinkie!
by VN2001 April 11, 2011
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Hoinky-Spoinky

Of the sexual nature.
"did anything hoinky-spoinky happen between you and ___ ?"
by Mr. Hoink Spoink December 14, 2022
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Hoinky Doinky

The Hoinky Doinky is a sex position that requires 2 people. Person A will defecate in Person B's mouth; followed by Person A orally penetrating Person B until ejaculation. After Person A ejaculates, Person B will anally fist Person A to relax their muscles, followed by Person B puking the feces and semen they are holding in their mouth into Person A's anus.
He gave her the Hoinky Doinky.
by BSmith07 April 21, 2024
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