Hoinky-Spoinky

Of the sexual nature.

"did anything hoinky-spoinky happen between you and ___ ?"

by Mr. Hoink Spoink December 14, 2022

hoinky shoinky

the squeezing of a wowmens ass
hard

sean decided to hoiky shoinky karrisa

by gurtrude June 7, 2004

Hoinky-Sploinky Mudpile

A method in eating a frosted cupcake—the act of removing the frosting from the top of the cupcake, utilizing the wrapper to do so, and dipping pieces of the cupcake into the frosting.

Nate: Your Hoinky-Sploinky Mudpile is so sloppy, how do you sleep at night?
Max: With your mom next to me.

by Nateils November 3, 2025