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When a bitch or a hoe foils your plans.
That bitch caused a hoil after I tried to fuck her sister.
Hoil by koffyom April 5, 2021
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the action of doing an activity that is that person's favorite hobby
This afternoon, I'm going hoiling!
hoil by mushinskibinski November 8, 2006
Related Words
hoil hoily hoiler Hoilet hoila Hoiland Hoilcril Hoilday hoile Hoilesing
A Jewish celebration of lost innocence where the one being celebrated is introduced to drugs and prostitutes
Uncle Ben died at my Hoil, just keeled over into the latkes after his fifth line of blow.
Hoil by Looonk April 22, 2020
Pertaining to someone yelling randomly at inappropriate times. Someone who screams at a mall for attention. Can also be pertaining to having a beer gut.
You're such a stupid hoiler, I'm gonna put you in a choke hold.

Drinking a lot lately, quite the hoiler you got there.
Hoiler by TechGamerPro December 5, 2018
To be a clown; to be amusement for everyone else.
Piss on ya toilet...
Niggas be hoilet!
Hoilet by npgy November 30, 2019
Act of oral sex on butthole regardless of preexisting hygienic condition
I gave this girl a hoiland and she shit spackled my chin
Hoiland by Choochyface May 14, 2018

Hoilesing 

1. A verb, meaning to go out of your way to kill something in an online game even though it will inevitably lead to the demise of the whole team.

2. "Hoiles" - To be extremely late to reply or get back to somebody for no real reason other than 'checking stuff'
1. Oh my god that guy is fucking Hoilesing so bad.. wat a tard.

2. Lol yeah he took like 3 hour to get back to me.. what a hoiles.
Hoilesing by Jefferson Ford June 5, 2010
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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