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A smell so horrible that it is liable to strip paint from the walls, cause spasmodic fits, eye watering, stomach discomfort, temporary blindness, hair loss, tinnitus, internal haemorrhaging, and will send you running from the room. The smell is so terrible it's often imbued into the walls, carpet, and furniture of the room it inhabits.
Don't go in there, it smells like hoig.
You can't even go in his room anymore, it reeks like hoig.
I went out with a guy last night and his hair smelt a little like hoig.

I vomited because the hoig in his room was so strong.
Hoig by Tohmas C. Dobbs. March 17, 2019
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When viewing a fit womens legs from behind, the hoigen is the gap or space between the crutch and the knees.

This is a physical attribute usually pertaining to a higher quality female form.

Also known as daylight or kransky.
Those are some tight pants that bitch is wearing today, they really accentuate her hoigen.
hoigen by Mickey F. August 3, 2009
A term coined by teenagers in Southern California meaning something weird, odd, or utterly hilarious. Basically, it means anything that is weird enough to laugh aloud at.

Things that are "hoigois" can be likable or hated depending on the usage.
Person 1: "Why are you laughing?"

Person 2: "That guy playing the tuba is so hoigois!
Hoigois by Melith. February 4, 2010
Very lit person. Ladies man, all the girl loved him like crazy. One of the popular kids at school and in the streets. Never let anyone bully him and will fight anybody whenever he needs to. Also a very loving person!
Dang, Hoigo is a real ass nigga.
hoigo by RealQuotesForever January 15, 2018

Huckin Hoiget 

In other words one may say to someone, "you are a fucking faggot" but when "huckin hoiget" is said at the right time the person who is being called a fag will most likely say "say whaaaaaaaaaa?" When used appropriately this word can own nubs, insulting them so much they will most likely shit their pants.
guy in car: "HEY!"
people on street: "HEEEEEEY!!!"
guy in car: "Shut the fuck up ya huckin hoigets!"

"You know that guy that lives on 187 Main Street?"
"Ya man, he's tots a huckin hoiget!"

Hoighty toighty 

We are going to have a hoighty toighty party tonight...we got some awesome steaks and Russian vodka, yeah!
Hoighty toighty by Blfuffer July 9, 2011
When you're playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 and you get a cheap and or "noobish" kill then you say this to signify to yourself and others that you just got a totally nooby kill, nothing to be proud of.
*game winning kill with a noob tube (grenade launcher) headshot* Random noob: HOIGLE!
Hoigle by Beefyrules April 10, 2010
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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