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It is a ham choib.
Oh you love ham? You are literally Hoib.
Hoib by JJonak October 26, 2020
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When a gay person who claims to be straight is flirting your mom
Omg Kori look jaidyn is being such a hoib
Hoib by Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzfag February 19, 2022
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Hoib Hoiball hoibb hoiberg Hoibmoa hoiby A Hoibe
The style of basketball coached by Iowa State head coach Fred Hoiberg.
“If we stick to our principles,” Naz Long said, “… and play Hoiball, we’ll be fine.
Hoiball by drunkstepfather January 9, 2015
Named after Iowa State legend, Fred Hoiberg, it consists of drinking three shots of hard liquor in under five seconds, preferably Hawkeye vodka
"Dude, Ean did 7 Hoibergs last night. I can't believe he's not on the ground."
hoiberg by RichHomie December 14, 2013
Its the bavarian slang for 0,5l Beer. Word for word it means "a half".
Hey Chris, kimm gemma ins Oktoberfest und dann dringma a hoibe.

Hey Chris, let's go to the Oktoberfest and than let's drink a hoibe.
A Hoibe by MissBavaria October 15, 2012
One that holds strong common knowledge with memes, also known as the meme master. Memes are the religion of a Hoiby.
Thats a Hoiby?
That means they're the meme master!
hoiby by Masterodememeo May 18, 2017
Person1: what you doin right now
Person2: hoibb i got to go do something
Person1: alright
hoibb by Cash_Reid August 29, 2009
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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