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It is a ham choib.

Oh you love ham? You are literally Hoib.

Hoib by JJonak October 26, 2020

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Hoib

When a gay person who claims to be straight is flirting your mom

Omg Kori look jaidyn is being such a hoib

Hoib by Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzfag February 19, 2022

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Hoiball

The style of basketball coached by Iowa State head coach Fred Hoiberg.

“If we stick to our principles,” Naz Long said, “… and play Hoiball, we’ll be fine.

Hoiball by drunkstepfather January 9, 2015

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hoiberg

Named after Iowa State legend, Fred Hoiberg, it consists of drinking three shots of hard liquor in under five seconds, preferably Hawkeye vodka

"Dude, Ean did 7 Hoibergs last night. I can't believe he's not on the ground."

hoiberg by RichHomie December 14, 2013

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A Hoibe

Its the bavarian slang for 0,5l Beer. Word for word it means "a half".

Hey Chris, kimm gemma ins Oktoberfest und dann dringma a hoibe.

Hey Chris, let's go to the Oktoberfest and than let's drink a hoibe.

A Hoibe by MissBavaria October 15, 2012

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hoiby

One that holds strong common knowledge with memes, also known as the meme master. Memes are the religion of a Hoiby.

Thats a Hoiby?
That means they're the meme master!

hoiby by Masterodememeo May 18, 2017

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hoibb

Hold on ill be back

Person1: what you doin right now
Person2: hoibb i got to go do something
Person1: alright

hoibb by Cash_Reid August 29, 2009

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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