Hogsquatch

The nasty woman that camps at a bar until last call hoping to get laid. Typically smokes, drinks heavy, and has a raspy voice.

Conversation between best buds : "Don't make eye contact. Just finish your beer and lets get outta here. That hogsquatch at the end of the bar has been eye fucking you all night"

Friend 1: "Do you see that hot chick over there?"
Friend 2: "Do mean the one to the right of that hogsquatch"
Friend 1: "(laughs) Yeah. God damn that one big hogsquatch" (laughs)

by Helimech64 October 18, 2022

Hotsquatch

A big, tall, large featured chick who is HOT. Not to be confused with the same featured girl who is ugly (i.e. a "Sasquatch")

That girl is huge and a hotsquatch !

by Rasbert April 14, 2009

Hosquatch

Cleverly combines a derogatory phrase "ho" and the ending of Sas"quatch" to create, Hosquatch. A phrase applicable to obese women or loud walker-stompers.

Dude, did you hear the hosquatch coming down the hall?

by Nincogneato October 4, 2010

hogsquasher

A seriously obese biker.

That dude over there by the tattooed chic is one ugly hogsquasher.

by Superdave April 14, 2006

hogsquasher

An otter-like animal that lives in muddy areas. The animal coats itself in a muddy camoflauge and lays on the mud facing up. When a hog, or pig, comes to roll around in the mud, the hogsquasher grasps it and breaks its spine, later dragging it to its den do dine on its flesh.

"The hogsquasher got the last of Crazy Joe's pigs on Wednesday last."

by a sam March 5, 2006

HogSquat

The result of a hog squatting, a piece of shit.

Your mother is a hogsquat

by DazeDefines September 23, 2021