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Definitions by Helimech64

Hogsquatch 

The nasty woman that camps at a bar until last call hoping to get laid. Typically smokes, drinks heavy, and has a raspy voice.
Conversation between best buds : "Don't make eye contact. Just finish your beer and lets get outta here. That hogsquatch at the end of the bar has been eye fucking you all night"

Friend 1: "Do you see that hot chick over there?"
Friend 2: "Do mean the one to the right of that hogsquatch"
Friend 1: "(laughs) Yeah. God damn that one big hogsquatch" (laughs)
Hogsquatch by Helimech64 October 18, 2022

Fucklenutz 

A non derogatory word to call someone. Derived from Fuck Nuts but combined to make the expression funnier.
Hey there fucklenutz.

What's up fucklenutz?

What'd did you fuck up this time fucklenutz?
Fucklenutz by Helimech64 October 7, 2022