Hosquatch

Cleverly combines a derogatory phrase "ho" and the ending of Sas"quatch" to create, Hosquatch. A phrase applicable to obese women or loud walker-stompers.

Dude, did you hear the hosquatch coming down the hall?

by Nincogneato October 4, 2010

Hotsquatch

A big, tall, large featured chick who is HOT. Not to be confused with the same featured girl who is ugly (i.e. a "Sasquatch")

That girl is huge and a hotsquatch !

by Rasbert April 14, 2009

bizatchi hoswatchi

sort of functions as a plural of bizatch

where my bitzachi hoswatchi at?

by Biff Montoya December 15, 2003

hosenatch

This is the combination of the canadian word hoser and a modified version of the word bitch(biznatch). It refers to any of the following; a really slutty girl, a girl that annoys the hell out of you, or just a girl that you plain hate.

I was trying to read the sports page but that hosenatch would not shut up.

by Bret December 12, 2004

Hosnatch

A catastrophically flamboyant person. This person may often waist their life doing homework or fucking random people. This person usually has an inanely cool yet dorky sibling. A hosna usually like to show people thier boobs, or dancing in front of a large crowd wearing onesies. This person cannot drive for shit and is asexual.

"Hey guys, my girlfriend just dumped me and im feeling really lonely, can you help?"
"Yeah man, just call Hosnatch, she might be busy making stupid fucking Facebook videos tho."
"Okay ill call her! Hopefully ill get lucky..."
"Dont worry man, you will, you definitly will. She might be bad at driving a car but shes amazing at driving the stick shift if ya know what i mean ;)

by Pimp Marcus March 18, 2011

Hogsquatch

The nasty woman that camps at a bar until last call hoping to get laid. Typically smokes, drinks heavy, and has a raspy voice.

Conversation between best buds : "Don't make eye contact. Just finish your beer and lets get outta here. That hogsquatch at the end of the bar has been eye fucking you all night"

Friend 1: "Do you see that hot chick over there?"
Friend 2: "Do mean the one to the right of that hogsquatch"
Friend 1: "(laughs) Yeah. God damn that one big hogsquatch" (laughs)

by Helimech64 October 18, 2022