Hofofic

A person who hates they’re own culture

“You’re such a hofofic”

by Gay-Jesus-bish June 4, 2018

hoffice

Short for "home office". Term used by entrepreneurs who work from home but are unsure whether to refer to it as a home or office.

"Alright, I'll email the documents when I get back to the hoffice"

by Cyrus Ruffy May 3, 2012

Hoffically

Something that is horrific and officially sick at the same time.

Maz: "Henry omg please buy me this Pikachu knitted face hat it's so cool!"

Henry: "It's horrific! like Skitt's aggressive yeast infection."

Maz: "No way it's Hoffically cool!

Skitt: "Jesus my inflammation has spread to my back..."

Maz: "Henry told you to get antifungal medication but you were adamant on using butter."

by zam ituokalam May 20, 2010

hofficial decision

When a Ho makes an official decision between two studs.

She gave the hofficial decision to the first dude she consumed, basing the decision on his overall performance, size and taste.

by GlazeHer June 18, 2016

hoffice

noun - a location primarily used to deceive colleagues and employers into believing that work is being carried out from home. Derived from the words "home" and "office".

Mr. Smith - "I'd like those TPS reports on my desk by Thursday please"
Johnny Fraudulent - "Sure Mr. Smith, I'll complete them in my hoffice tomorrow and email them to you"

by guruwong August 13, 2005

horofication

Horofication, Horo for short, is an hentai lover who cries over porn and has the tendency to support their friends in some grade A bullshit.

Horofication is a nigga

by RuffingLitmas June 16, 2019

hodofick

when you're too lazy to write homophobic and don't change it to the actual word.

"ugh, that man was so hodofick!"
"ikr. I hate when straight people fetishize our sexuality"

by everestpeaks November 16, 2020