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Short for "home office". Term used by entrepreneurs who work from home but are unsure whether to refer to it as a home or office.
"Alright, I'll email the documents when I get back to the hoffice"
hoffice by Cyrus Ruffy May 3, 2012

Hoffically 

Something that is horrific and officially sick at the same time.
Maz: "Henry omg please buy me this Pikachu knitted face hat it's so cool!"

Henry: "It's horrific! like Skitt's aggressive yeast infection."

Maz: "No way it's Hoffically cool!

Skitt: "Jesus my inflammation has spread to my back..."

Maz: "Henry told you to get antifungal medication but you were adamant on using butter."
Hoffically by zam ituokalam May 20, 2010

hofficial decision 

When a Ho makes an official decision between two studs.
She gave the hofficial decision to the first dude she consumed, basing the decision on his overall performance, size and taste.
hofficial decision by GlazeHer June 18, 2016
noun - a location primarily used to deceive colleagues and employers into believing that work is being carried out from home. Derived from the words "home" and "office".
Mr. Smith - "I'd like those TPS reports on my desk by Thursday please"
Johnny Fraudulent - "Sure Mr. Smith, I'll complete them in my hoffice tomorrow and email them to you"
hoffice by guruwong August 13, 2005

horofication 

Horofication, Horo for short, is an hentai lover who cries over porn and has the tendency to support their friends in some grade A bullshit.
Horofication is a nigga
horofication by RuffingLitmas June 16, 2019
when you're too lazy to write homophobic and don't change it to the actual word.
"ugh, that man was so hodofick!"
"ikr. I hate when straight people fetishize our sexuality"
hodofick by everestpeaks November 16, 2020
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WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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