hoffice 

Short for "home office". Term used by entrepreneurs who work from home but are unsure whether to refer to it as a home or office.

"Alright, I'll email the documents when I get back to the hoffice"

hoffice by Cyrus Ruffy May 3, 2012

hoffice 

noun - a location primarily used to deceive colleagues and employers into believing that work is being carried out from home. Derived from the words "home" and "office".

Mr. Smith - "I'd like those TPS reports on my desk by Thursday please"
Johnny Fraudulent - "Sure Mr. Smith, I'll complete them in my hoffice tomorrow and email them to you"

hoffice by guruwong August 13, 2005

Hip Hopfficer 

A local cop who attempts to act "with it" and "hip" by using street slang from 2-3 years ago.

Said cop may also try to lure you into a false sense of security so you can admit your wrong-doing by using phrases like "that's whack" and asking why "you be fronting". His insistence in using the proper form of the word "fronting" (correctly said as "frontin") may be a good warning sign that you are faced with the Hip Hopfficer.

He may occasionally get confused and use slang from his own time by referring to something as "boss" or "gnarly".

Though you may be tempted by his offer to "sit down and rap", this person is in fact not your "homey".

"Yo dawg, I hate those Hip Hopfficers thinking they all that! That shit is whack yo!"

Hip Hopfficer by Brinkman1 December 15, 2009

Hoffies 

Hoffies are another name for a great pair of boobs. Aptly named after the Hoff himself as he loves the big rack.

Look at the size of the Hoffies on that blond

Hoffies by Sean de Leer August 31, 2013

Hoffically 

Something that is horrific and officially sick at the same time.

Maz: "Henry omg please buy me this Pikachu knitted face hat it's so cool!"

Henry: "It's horrific! like Skitt's aggressive yeast infection."

Maz: "No way it's Hoffically cool!

Skitt: "Jesus my inflammation has spread to my back..."

Maz: "Henry told you to get antifungal medication but you were adamant on using butter."

Hoffically by zam ituokalam May 20, 2010

hofficial decision 

When a Ho makes an official decision between two studs.

She gave the hofficial decision to the first dude she consumed, basing the decision on his overall performance, size and taste.

hofficial decision by GlazeHer June 18, 2016

hoffies 

To Hoffies, when an individual strikes out with girls. Or struggles to seal the deal.
Forcing one to re-return to a previously dipped chick

Bruce pulled a Hoffies with Shelly..
Didn't anyone see Paul pull a Hoffies at OX braai with Shiv, classic Hoffies

hoffies by xfit blokes April 29, 2014