hoffice
Short for "home office". Term used by entrepreneurs who work from home but are unsure whether to refer to it as a home or office.
hoffice by Cyrus Ruffy May 3, 2012
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noun - a location primarily used to deceive colleagues and employers into believing that work is being carried out from home. Derived from the words "home" and "office".
Mr. Smith - "I'd like those TPS reports on my desk by Thursday please"
Johnny Fraudulent - "Sure Mr. Smith, I'll complete them in my hoffice tomorrow and email them to you"
Johnny Fraudulent - "Sure Mr. Smith, I'll complete them in my hoffice tomorrow and email them to you"
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Hip Hopfficer
A local cop who attempts to act "with it" and "hip" by using street slang from 2-3 years ago.
Said cop may also try to lure you into a false sense of security so you can admit your wrong-doing by using phrases like "that's whack" and asking why "you be fronting". His insistence in using the proper form of the word "fronting" (correctly said as "frontin") may be a good warning sign that you are faced with the Hip Hopfficer.
He may occasionally get confused and use slang from his own time by referring to something as "boss" or "gnarly".
Though you may be tempted by his offer to "sit down and rap", this person is in fact not your "homey".
Said cop may also try to lure you into a false sense of security so you can admit your wrong-doing by using phrases like "that's whack" and asking why "you be fronting". His insistence in using the proper form of the word "fronting" (correctly said as "frontin") may be a good warning sign that you are faced with the Hip Hopfficer.
He may occasionally get confused and use slang from his own time by referring to something as "boss" or "gnarly".
Though you may be tempted by his offer to "sit down and rap", this person is in fact not your "homey".
Hip Hopfficer by Brinkman1 December 15, 2009
Hoffically
Maz: "Henry omg please buy me this Pikachu knitted face hat it's so cool!"
Henry: "It's horrific! like Skitt's aggressive yeast infection."
Maz: "No way it's Hoffically cool!
Skitt: "Jesus my inflammation has spread to my back..."
Maz: "Henry told you to get antifungal medication but you were adamant on using butter."
Henry: "It's horrific! like Skitt's aggressive yeast infection."
Maz: "No way it's Hoffically cool!
Skitt: "Jesus my inflammation has spread to my back..."
Maz: "Henry told you to get antifungal medication but you were adamant on using butter."
Hoffically by zam ituokalam May 20, 2010
hofficial decision
She gave the hofficial decision to the first dude she consumed, basing the decision on his overall performance, size and taste.
hofficial decision by GlazeHer June 18, 2016
hoffies
To Hoffies, when an individual strikes out with girls. Or struggles to seal the deal.
Forcing one to re-return to a previously dipped chick
Forcing one to re-return to a previously dipped chick
Bruce pulled a Hoffies with Shelly..
Didn't anyone see Paul pull a Hoffies at OX braai with Shiv, classic Hoffies
Didn't anyone see Paul pull a Hoffies at OX braai with Shiv, classic Hoffies
hoffies by xfit blokes April 29, 2014