hoffice
Short for "home office". Term used by entrepreneurs who work from home but are unsure whether to refer to it as a home or office.
hoffice by Cyrus Ruffy May 3, 2012
Words you can keep
hoffice
noun - a location primarily used to deceive colleagues and employers into believing that work is being carried out from home. Derived from the words "home" and "office".
Hip Hopfficer
A local cop who attempts to act "with it" and "hip" by using street slang from 2-3 years ago.
Said cop may also try to lure you into a false sense of security so you can admit your wrong-doing by using phrases like "that's whack" and asking why "you be fronting". His insistence in using the proper form of the word "fronting" (correctly said as "frontin") may be a good warning sign that you are faced with the Hip Hopfficer.
He may occasionally get confused and use slang from his own time by referring to something as "boss" or "gnarly".
Though you may be tempted by his offer to "sit down and rap", this person is in fact not your "homey".
Said cop may also try to lure you into a false sense of security so you can admit your wrong-doing by using phrases like "that's whack" and asking why "you be fronting". His insistence in using the proper form of the word "fronting" (correctly said as "frontin") may be a good warning sign that you are faced with the Hip Hopfficer.
He may occasionally get confused and use slang from his own time by referring to something as "boss" or "gnarly".
Though you may be tempted by his offer to "sit down and rap", this person is in fact not your "homey".
Hip Hopfficer by Brinkman1 December 15, 2009
Hoffies
Hoffies are another name for a great pair of boobs. Aptly named after the Hoff himself as he loves the big rack.
Hoffies by Sean de Leer August 31, 2013
Hoffically
Maz: "Henry omg please buy me this Pikachu knitted face hat it's so cool!"
Henry: "It's horrific! like Skitt's aggressive yeast infection."
Maz: "No way it's Hoffically cool!
Skitt: "Jesus my inflammation has spread to my back..."
Maz: "Henry told you to get antifungal medication but you were adamant on using butter."
Henry: "It's horrific! like Skitt's aggressive yeast infection."
Maz: "No way it's Hoffically cool!
Skitt: "Jesus my inflammation has spread to my back..."
Maz: "Henry told you to get antifungal medication but you were adamant on using butter."
Hoffically by zam ituokalam May 20, 2010
hofficial decision
She gave the hofficial decision to the first dude she consumed, basing the decision on his overall performance, size and taste.
hofficial decision by GlazeHer June 18, 2016
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.