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Hoesy hoe
A hoesy hoe is basiclly a hoe or a thot who's extremly hoesing. If a girl cheated on you with a dude she's being a hoe but if she cheated on you with many dudes, she is a hoesy hoe. There is no male hoesy hoe.
Josh: dude, veronica was having a hugegangbang last night with 8 other guys Do you still want her?
Bryan: hell no! She is a hoesy hoe
Bryan: hell no! She is a hoesy hoe
Hoesy hoe by F*ck_hoesy_hoes February 20, 2018
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hoesplat
When a woman attempts to make a sexually enticing video, and the furniture / structure beneath her collapses.
While attempting to showcase her nude 450 pound bulk for a " Large and in Charge " self-esteem building excercise, Rosies whale-like tonnage caused her dining room table to violently collapse, resulting in a hoesplat which garnered second place on Americas Funniest Home Videos.
hoesplat by Dragonwolf November 7, 2018
scaring the hoes away
scaring the hoes away by japanesewombat December 28, 2020
Detective "Four Hoes"
the guy who points out the obvious that everybody seems to miss at the moment. you can summon him by laying down a pack of cigarretes and a freshly polished Monster Energy Drink. leave the rest to him.
Guy1: Dude, where the fuck is Andrew? I can't seem to find him.
Detective "Four Hoes" : He shoots heroin in the kitchen. *Points to the kitchen door*
Detective "Four Hoes" : He shoots heroin in the kitchen. *Points to the kitchen door*
Detective "Four Hoes" by dumicarpacius October 11, 2021
Smokin hoes and fuckin dope
When u are doing the exact opposite but have things a little mixed up due to too much chemical intake
My friend called and asked what I was doing ,I told him I'm smokin hoes and fuckin dope.
I was actually smokin dope and fuckin a hoe .
It's so much funnier and makes it sound less criminal.
I was actually smokin dope and fuckin a hoe .
It's so much funnier and makes it sound less criminal.
Smokin hoes and fuckin dope by JasonR47 April 1, 2020
bros before hoes
bros before hoes:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.
A man didn't come home 1 night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friends house. The wife called her husband's 10 best friends. 8 of them confirmed that he had slept over and 2 said he was still there.
A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.
A man didn't come home 1 night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friends house. The wife called her husband's 10 best friends. 8 of them confirmed that he had slept over and 2 said he was still there.
bros before hoes by kleptooo November 4, 2011
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