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This is the type of person that pretends to be your best friend. However, when you see him next to a slutty girl that he likes (i.e. Latina chicks), his brain ends up being hay wired. His mind is now constantly on that broad and you are left alone only to be laughed at by his other fake friends later on. In other words, he is a thirsty fake who will leave you for a bitch.
Jacquees : " Hey Spencer, stop being so horny over every girl that you see..."

Spencer: "Nahhh calm down...."

Jacquees: "Damn it Spencer, quit being hoes before bros."

Spencer: "NAHHH CALM DOWN FOO!" (Proceeds to laugh with the fake bitch right next to him.)
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by jacquees May 27, 2017
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1. When a guy does the opposite of the "bros before hoes" rule.
2. A guy who leaves his buddies to chill with his girl.
"Alex is pussy-whipped, man. Sarah's always got him hoes before bros."
by msizzle88 September 25, 2007
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Leaving your friends to get some with your girl and/or random girls
dude where did carl go?
he left with that random hoe.
so you mean this nigga left us at this shitty movie?
yeah dude.
Hoes before bros? thats fucked up.
by shaved arms May 15, 2010
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The acknowledgement that while a male friend's companionship is in many ways superior to that of a girlfriend, one must spend time with the girlfriend because she provides you with sex with a woman.
Could also be called: Dates before Mates
"Dude, I know we arranged to meet, but my girl really wants to go out."
"Understood, man. Hoes before bros."
"Hoes before bros."
by The Pita June 13, 2013
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Rules for girls, don't ditch your friends to get the boy you like. Or if two girls like the same boy, they don't fight over him.
Sisters before misters, hoes before bros, chicks before dicks etc!
Girl #1: I like him so much
Girl #2: I do too!
Girl #1: Hey! Hoes before broes, let's not take him any of us, cause that will just split us!
Girl #2: That's going to be hard, but I agree, sisters before misters, hoes before bros! I don't wanna lose you!
Girl #1: He's not worth a fight between us! Friendships always last longer!
by Aprilforevar June 25, 2011
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a rule that tell girls to chill with there friends instead of going to hang with thier boyfrend

-by giselle-
nicole: r u hanging us today?
pat: no me and my boyfriend r going to the movies today
nicole: what happened to hoes before bros?
by Giselle :D February 20, 2008
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