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Hoesly
Hoesly refers to a member of the Hoesly clan, a highly influential and advanced race of people with above average looks, intelligence, and personality. There are multiple individual Hoesly families, all owning their own business. The Wisconsin Hoesly's are apparently the largest group and own Hoesly's meats, however contact has been limited since the great migration West on the Oregon Trail. The Vancouver Hoesly's own the best auto repair shop in the area, and the Portland Hoesly's are involved on both sides of the law. The nearby Ridgefield Hoesly's are busy building a Hoesly compound, where all true Hoesly's can live together relying on eachother, and declare their own sovereign nation, and/or survive the impending apocalypse, or something.
stranger:"Hey your last name is Hoesly, I can make fun of that word quite easily!"
Hoesly: *bites thumb and adds to list of enemies of the family*
Hoesly: *bites thumb and adds to list of enemies of the family*
Hoesly by Dr. Jose von Hoesly June 13, 2011
Hoeski Poeski
Hoeski Poeski by berzerker92 January 19, 2011
hoeski
hoeskie
Hoeskie is a friendly term used between really good friends. People may mistake this as an insult, but it's a regular, harmless, gesture between a few buds.
hoeskie by AmyTheGreat November 28, 2005
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