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Hoesly refers to a member of the Hoesly clan, a highly influential and advanced race of people with above average looks, intelligence, and personality. There are multiple individual Hoesly families, all owning their own business. The Wisconsin Hoesly's are apparently the largest group and own Hoesly's meats, however contact has been limited since the great migration West on the Oregon Trail. The Vancouver Hoesly's own the best auto repair shop in the area, and the Portland Hoesly's are involved on both sides of the law. The nearby Ridgefield Hoesly's are busy building a Hoesly compound, where all true Hoesly's can live together relying on eachother, and declare their own sovereign nation, and/or survive the impending apocalypse, or something.
stranger:"Hey your last name is Hoesly, I can make fun of that word quite easily!"

Hoesly: *bites thumb and adds to list of enemies of the family*
Hoesly by Dr. Jose von Hoesly June 13, 2011
Related Words
Hoesky • hoeski • hoeskie • Hoesy • hosky • Hoesby • hoesey • Hoesly • Hesky • Hoeskank

Hoeski Poeski 

The hokey pokey for cool kids.
Andy did the hoeski poeski
Hoeski Poeski by berzerker92 January 19, 2011
To hoe it up with class. Hoe + classy = hoesy
Jess: Oh man Alex was dancing like such a hoesy on Saturday with that guy.
Lara: Whats a hoesy?
Jess: A hoesy is someone who acts like a hoe but does so with class.
Hoesy by Shenllis July 14, 2011
Another word for hoe, a female who has sexual relations with various partners.
A bitch
Sandra is a hoeski, she banged 3 guys this week.
hoeski by spitfires March 10, 2004
A person who lets people punk or son him (Or her) without defending their self.

A coward.

This word was originated and made popular by a young man from Inglewood California... Y.G. KNUCKLES.
That dude punched you in the eye and you ain't even fight back, you a HOESBY niguh.
Hoesby by Knuckles May 31, 2004
Hoeskie is a friendly term used between really good friends. People may mistake this as an insult, but it's a regular, harmless, gesture between a few buds.
Hey all my hoeskies!

Love ya hoeskie!
hoeskie by AmyTheGreat November 28, 2005
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