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Hoesly refers to a member of the Hoesly clan, a highly influential and advanced race of people with above average looks, intelligence, and personality. There are multiple individual Hoesly families, all owning their own business. The Wisconsin Hoesly's are apparently the largest group and own Hoesly's meats, however contact has been limited since the great migration West on the Oregon Trail. The Vancouver Hoesly's own the best auto repair shop in the area, and the Portland Hoesly's are involved on both sides of the law. The nearby Ridgefield Hoesly's are busy building a Hoesly compound, where all true Hoesly's can live together relying on eachother, and declare their own sovereign nation, and/or survive the impending apocalypse, or something.
stranger:"Hey your last name is Hoesly, I can make fun of that word quite easily!"

Hoesly: *bites thumb and adds to list of enemies of the family*
Hoesly by Dr. Jose von Hoesly June 13, 2011
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The coolest last name you'll ever come across. All Hoesly's have an awesome sense of humor, and hilarious facial expressions. Always there to make you laugh and be a good friend. Hope you know a Hoesly!
oh, Hoesly did!
Hoesly by columbiatimber14 June 13, 2011
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If a girl is hoely, it means she's acting like some holy virgin but actually is a hoe
A: Did you see that girl last on the party?
B: The hoe throwing herself on guys?
A: Yes, and now in school she's acting all nice and clean
B: What a hoely girl
Hoely by Kekkidy March 31, 2015

Hoelympics

Hoelympics is when 2 or more women compete for attention in public places, money or the same males affection
bitch i look way better than you he would want me more than you , bitch ima use this guy for everything he got , bitch i aint no hoe!"(random guy)" you both hoes try for the hoelympics!!!
Hoelympics by SomethingSinister;) September 3, 2015
To hoe it up with class. Hoe + classy = hoesy
Jess: Oh man Alex was dancing like such a hoesy on Saturday with that guy.
Lara: Whats a hoesy?
Jess: A hoesy is someone who acts like a hoe but does so with class.
Hoesy by Shenllis July 14, 2011
When a person spends more time in there car than in the house.The person may run the engine so as to heat the car.The car can be used as a sleeping place.
Hey take a look at Shane he has been running his Fiesta all day to keep it warm,must be his Houslycar
Houslycar by Bertyflirtyandimthirty October 12, 2010
A person who lets people punk or son him (Or her) without defending their self.

A coward.

This word was originated and made popular by a young man from Inglewood California... Y.G. KNUCKLES.
That dude punched you in the eye and you ain't even fight back, you a HOESBY niguh.
Hoesby by Knuckles May 31, 2004
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