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Another name for hoe.
Someone who is worse than a hoe.
Someone that was your friend at one point in time, but then fucked your current lover.
That woman looks like a hoesby.
Hoesby by Pussy penetrator February 26, 2008
Related Words
Hoesby • HoesBeast • Hoesy • Hoesbunny • hoesey • Hoesly • hesby • hoeby • Hoesband • Hoesbian

Helen Housby 

the most gorgeous woman in the world, she is THAT queen and is the cutest, sweetest thing you’ll find
It was so exciting when Helen Housby shot the winning goal in the common wealth games final
Hoesly refers to a member of the Hoesly clan, a highly influential and advanced race of people with above average looks, intelligence, and personality. There are multiple individual Hoesly families, all owning their own business. The Wisconsin Hoesly's are apparently the largest group and own Hoesly's meats, however contact has been limited since the great migration West on the Oregon Trail. The Vancouver Hoesly's own the best auto repair shop in the area, and the Portland Hoesly's are involved on both sides of the law. The nearby Ridgefield Hoesly's are busy building a Hoesly compound, where all true Hoesly's can live together relying on eachother, and declare their own sovereign nation, and/or survive the impending apocalypse, or something.
stranger:"Hey your last name is Hoesly, I can make fun of that word quite easily!"

Hoesly: *bites thumb and adds to list of enemies of the family*
Hoesly by Dr. Jose von Hoesly June 13, 2011

Hoesbeast 

The insult upon insults for all females. Used to describe the most frustrating, obnoxious, life-assaulting trollbitch you know, who gets in the way of anything bringing joy to anyone. A fun-sucker. They may also be obscenely ugly, flabby, and reek of cust in its most grotesque and primitive form. Use this word sparingly, and only to describe the bitchiest of life-rapers.
Tracy: Hey, where were you last night? You missed prom!

Jackie: Sorry, I tried to make it but my mom spewed ignorance all over my life and chased my date away from the house then set my dress aflame with her troll powers. Ughh.

Tracy: Well, damn... What a hoesbeast!
Hoesbeast by bahalaugh October 16, 2011
To hoe it up with class. Hoe + classy = hoesy
Jess: Oh man Alex was dancing like such a hoesy on Saturday with that guy.
Lara: Whats a hoesy?
Jess: A hoesy is someone who acts like a hoe but does so with class.
Hoesy by Shenllis July 14, 2011
What You Become When You Successfully Convert A Hoe To Be Your wife
Mush: Hey Yo! Who is Kanye To Kim?
Maurys: He is Her Hoesband.
Hoesband by Maurys Gaucho June 29, 2017
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