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Me: Yo Doug.
Doug: What it is?
Me: My sister brought a Hoese home last night. She was moaning hella loud. Ruined my game of COD.
Doug: Damn.
Hoese by Somewhat Schizo June 17, 2023
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Hoése 

verb: to do a hoése would be to run to the nearest asian and scream in their face "STOP EATING MY DOG!!!!!"
noun: a loser
verb: I dare you to do a hoése
noun: God you're such a hoése
Hoése by #welovejosemaria November 25, 2021
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heeseung 

The eldest member of kpop group ENHYPEN, debuting November 30th 2020
He is the core of their performances and is known as the ace of the group.

On stage he is bursting with energy, stage presence, talent but off stage he is cute, silly, and will never fail to make you smile or laugh.

He is very loving and caring, always looking after his members.
Person 1: Did you see ENHYPEN’s performance
Person 2: Yes! Heeseung is really good
Person 1: Heeseung was born to be the center
heeseung by CUTEPLANETTUNICORN November 18, 2020

lee heeseung 

Literally the purest person ever. Eldest of kpop groups ENHYPEN but is in absolute baby inside. He is also a hard-working deer with amazing stage presence and one of the best vocals. Everyone loves him.
Person One: Do you know of Lee Heeseung?
Person Two: Of course! He's my bias
lee heeseung by mazeinthemiroh December 4, 2020

Heeseung 

Heeseung is the first member of the kpop idol group ENHYPEN. He is known for being the ACE trainee in ILAND, a survival competition where they came from. He has leadership skills and has great vocal and dancing skills which are praised by everyone.

Heeseung looks like a deer because of his cute pair of doe eyes and his small face.
Heeseung has an amazing vocal skills.
Heeseung by zzaea October 23, 2020
A house party full of fuckboys and skanky girls, all drunk and trying to hook up.
Ai-eee boy, gonna be a hoefest down at Tommo's tonight - you coming ?
Hoefest by 1dead July 7, 2019

Heeseung 

Literally the most purest person to ever exist, eldest of rookie group ENHYPEN but is an absolute baby inside. Survived I-LAND and was known as the ace, everyone loves him.
Person One: Have you ever heard of Heeseung?
Person Two: Yes! I love him, he's my bias.
Heeseung by mazeinthemiroh December 4, 2020
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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