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A hoe with such a whorish vigor for Tanning, Getting slammed, Hair extensions, and getting railed so hard that the amount of whoredom has endowed her with a copious degree of titillating power--thus turning her into a Goddess.

Not to be confused with any normal hoe, slut, or skank, she towers above them with her many ways of drawing an ordinary male's (or said male's sexual organs) attention.
Yea, you will love me, for you will soon know my awesome power. I am Hoeseidon, Queen of all the Hoecean.

Hoesiedon's thong has been said to cure any man's erectile dysfunction.
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