Hoeppo

A Hoeppo is a very large female, usually in excess of 300lbs that believes she is sexy even though she is gross and will sleep with anyone.

OMG Did you hear the Hoeppo got fired the other day? She was flirting with the whole office and nobody liked it .

by Runwilder December 18, 2018

Hoppo Holiday

1. A no call or a no show at work.

2. A no call or a now show at work following a long night of drinking and taking illegal substances.

3. Conveniently missing work to meet college buddies at the bar for sporting event or other staged drinking affairs.

4. Pushing your unexcused absences to the brink of getting fired

5. Waking up hungover and not attempting to call, show up, or email that you wouldn't be coming in

to work on a given day.

"Chris must of pulled a hoppo holiday because March madness started"

"The head of HR asked Chris into her office to talk about all the "hoppo holidays" he took in the past month"

"Our boss asked us if Chris had pulled a "hoppo holiday" because of the Phillies home opener.

by studminustheu February 18, 2010

Hoephobia

The fear of hoes

I was going to go to the club but the hoes scare me. I think I may have hoephobia

by L0l1 April 17, 2016

Hoeopoly

“hoeopoly “ is a game Overlord Da Rula personally made up which is between chess and monopoly , instead of trying to buy businesses in monopoly , in his game you conquer hoes , and the chess part comes in because they are your pawns and you use them for how long you can and when you can’t anymore u discard of those .

I want so much hoes I’m in the mood to play Hoeopoly

by Papi Deshy October 4, 2018

Hoppo Boppo

H O P P O B O P P O

"Hoppo Boppo?" "H O P P O B O P P O"

by YesTheCap June 12, 2018

Mr. Hoeppner

A very amazing person, took us out for kickball everyday instead of doing school work. He had a baby with someone and everyday we shouted it proud at people walking down the street. We will forever miss Mr. H who now died in our hearts and works at a different school. RIP Mr.H (for the best)

Mr. Hoeppner is the bestest beast in the licking universe
(Mr. H means very well person)

by MyGamingReality December 17, 2018

Hoepotamuskriplty

another word used for sexually spread diseases

The more people you sleep with the higher chance of getting a hoepotamuskriplty

by PG Shockey April 23, 2018