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Heppo

A Heppo is the nickname of a nerd with blonde hair and a perverted mind. He thinks he can get all the ladies, but what he doesn't know is that all the girls actually thinks he is nasty.
Stacy: OMG. Did you see the look John gave me?
Trinny: Yes, he is such a heppo.
by lukaku0010 November 2, 2013
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hippocritic

This individual is the BIGGEST type of critic. The hippocritic will complain about everyone else doing something and then do it too.
After hearing another coworker blabbering on about everyone else's screwups causing them grief one turned to the other and said, " Will you please shut the fuck up already, you friggin hippocritic dumbass."
by jpg3 October 8, 2011
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Hepworthing

Hepworthing

Verb: To pester an attractive young student of consenting age with tawdry double entendrés and thinly veiled smut with the intent of distracting them from their studies to gain their attention.
"For heaven's sake Winsford, stop hepworthing the poor girl - she's trying to concentrate on her studies of Fermat's last theorem".
by Lord Horatio Richards June 20, 2022
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Hippo stomp

Somone or something be violently stepped upon by heavy persons or creatures is called the hippo stomp. This is especially true when done with vigor and malice.
Man, those bikers really gave those punks the hippo stomp!
by I, Wreckerrr October 11, 2016
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Henrietta R. Hippo

A name for the Queen of England as suggested by Homer Simpson from "The Simpsons"
Homer: This woman however, is an imposter! Her luggage is inscribed "H.R.H."- which means her real name must be Henrietta R. Hippo!

Lisa: Why did you let him be his own barrister?

Marge: What difference could it make? He hit the friggin' queen!
by mr. carmak's new car February 26, 2011
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Flag Hippo

A magical hippo inspired by comedian Tim Vine that has the ability to point out flags (rather unsuccesfully) on a poster with flags on it
Crowd : 'FLAG HIPPO! FLAG HIPPO!'

(FH enters stage)

Tim Vine :'Which one's Canada?'

(FH points randomly at poster)

TV:'Which one's Bulgaria?'

(FH points randomly at poster) etc.
by EmJay Jordan August 26, 2011
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2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat

When a guy's fat gut is so huge it resembles a hippopotamus head ... it therefore must be a hippopotamus that only has 2 legs and has purchased itself a lovely man's head for a hat (probably not such a lovely hat given the size of the gut)
Wtf? Is that a 2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat?
by Big Poppa Mills December 3, 2020
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