hoeffel

verb, to give a ridiculous amount of head to a ridiculous amount of boys.

I'm pulling a hoeffel tonight, and going crazy!

by LyndiLovesLuigi January 12, 2008

Hoeffel

A man whore

You’re such a HoeffeL JJ, geez man, chill

by Thanos’ ween April 22, 2020

Heffelbower

A man with a big dick

"Damn that guy is for sure a Heffelbower"

by JaJaJaJaJa23123123123123 March 7, 2009

heffelflopper

A chocolate rabbit, usually purchased around eastertime.

I just bought a bunch of heffelfloppers for all my friends.

by Christine Rummo April 26, 2006

heffelfinger

This word is derived from the Dark ages. A mystical sorcerer named Frans Heffelfingerschlammin slayed the great Dragon king Artos. After slaying the beast, Artos came to America and changed it to Heffelfinger. He declared it was to mean " man who slay dragon, change his name, then go to America."

After my adventure i decided to heffelfinger it and move on.

by Dragonslayer47 August 28, 2018

heffelump

Heffelump originates from the word 'elefant' crossed with heffer (fat person) This word can be used 2 describe somebody with large butt/nose/ears, or is just incredibly ugly

God, that gemma is one enormous heffelump

Euw! Why the hell did u just snog that ugly heffelump!

by denny's l'il sis September 9, 2004

Hoeffer

Adjective
A garden supply that gets around, and can be described at a fat cow.

Noun
A living object that gets around and doesn't care about their size.

Adjective
"Wow look at Alex. He's such a hoeffer."

Noun
"Look at that large Hoeffer"

by Paperclips14 June 8, 2014