hoeffeur 

a chauffeur that's a hoe

My uber driver is a hoeffeur

hoeffeur by ricecan February 9, 2019

Hoeffer 

Adjective
A garden supply that gets around, and can be described at a fat cow.

Noun
A living object that gets around and doesn't care about their size.

Adjective
"Wow look at Alex. He's such a hoeffer."

Noun
"Look at that large Hoeffer"

Hoeffer by Paperclips14 June 8, 2014