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"Hop off my balls, bitch"
hop off by ajoe November 16, 2003

hop off my nuts 

Another way to say "chill out", "leave me alone", or "get off my ass."

Gets great response, causes the person who's on your ass to shut the hell up and back down.
Mom: Gonzo, did you do your homework yet?
Gonzo: Ma, hop of my nuts.
Mom: Yes master.

or

Fatass in car behind me: (Honking) Hey asshole, get off the road!
Gonzo: What the hell am I supposed to do? The jackoff in front of me is going slow, so hop off my nuts.
Fatass: Oh, sorry. I'm fat and stupid.
hop off my nuts by GONZO! July 28, 2008

Hop off the freight train 

*Girl jumps on boyfriend ready for sex*
Boyfriend: “Ughhhh hop off the freight train”

hop off my set 

telling someone to just leave you the fuck alone in a funny way 😎 .
“bro can you just hop off my set”
hop off my set by Besart17 November 23, 2018

Hop off em

v.

short for hop off them, them being my nuts
Telling someone to hop off em means to "get off my back" or "stop being annoying"

Could be used after completing the task that person was annoying you about
1.

-Mom: Tommy can you PLEASE clean your room? I've asked you a million times
-Tommy: yeah mom maybe if you would just hop off em for a second

2.

-Jason: yo dawg what did you get on your history tizzzest?
-Harry: 86, you?
-Jason: ooooooooo 93 bitch, hop off em
-Harry: nobody likes you
Hop off em by hop off em September 28, 2009

can you hop off my dick 

Clean your room

No can you hop off my dick
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