Hoenastics

Any form of activity that will increase abilities as a hoe.

Keisha is a pro at Hoenastics.

by Gogetajh April 30, 2011

hoetastic

A word used to describe a location with a plethora of extravagant looking females that act in ways that aren't deemed acceptable to society's standards.

Man....I cannot wizzait to go to school tomorrow! It's so freaking hoetastic.

by joemammy March 2, 2007

hymnastics

Choir practice. Any type of singing exercise for a Christian church.

I'd sing for you right now but my throat hurts from all the vocal hymnastics.

by coffeebot February 22, 2008

hoetastic scale

rating a person from 1 - 10 on how hoetastic they are.

desiree is a 10 on the hoetastic scale.

by desireee && anetaa <33 January 11, 2008

hoetastic

a word used by teenage girls that describes that something is hoe standard and also refer to the word hoetastic scale.

when someone/thing is slutty or just awesomely awesome, it is hoetastic.

by desireee && anetaa <33 January 11, 2008

hoetastic

To be like or somthing which would be liked by a hoe

That skirt is hoetastic

by Miss chevious July 20, 2005

Honastics

-Any display of erratic behavior under the influence of alcohol. And; or for attention.

-What I was doing when I fractured my foot, jumping up and popping a split, honastics.

-strippers are a fan of honastics on the stage as well.

by missbrass May 18, 2009