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This is where the hoe attempts to make a little more money after partaking in the act of sexual intercourse with her john. The hoe then takes the used condom of a drug user, keeps it and then sells them for people to parachute at a very reasonable price.
Me: "This is my friend S. Hoerig, I've known her since she lived on circular street.

Man: "Wait! Have you ever done one of her HOERIGS?" "Amazing! Just a little chewy for some reason."
HoeRig by Tdubdkydngl3 October 29, 2020
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Hœrgüpjelly 

The Hœrgüpjelly is a rare delicacy and only a few have been fortunate enough to taste it. It's like a jelly but with the taste of a crepe if a crepe was the shape of a muesli bar, with a main flavour of love.
Seeing that very few people have the chance to eat Hœrgüpjelly, you might as well just kiss my lips as it tastes exactly the same as my regular lips.
Hœrgüpjelly by Attrit Jàz November 12, 2021
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Hoeregan 

A big sloot willing to inhale a mans weiner by all means necessary. Enjoys sucking down on farts, dicks in butt, fingers in butt the works. Tends to put herself in ackward situations where the only outcome is a man sticking his valump weiner in her mouth.
Gallo: Wow! Hoeregan really stooped to a new low last night.
Bobby: What do you mean she slept in my room.
Gallo: BAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Hoeregan by The Throate April 25, 2010

hoedigger 

Hoedigger; hoh-dig-er

1) A man who searches for a woman that's easily accessible, and easily bedded; i.e. whether through intoxication, or revealing dress-sense, or behavioural mannerisms pertaining to easy access, or any other form of an exclusive declaration of looseness.

2) The male equivalent of the golddigger, but with a different form of currency and less need for class and sophistication.
A: Those guys are always on the pull, and always with the skankiest chicks.
B: That's coz they're hoediggers.
hoedigger by Violi June 28, 2010

Hoerising 

Discovering your inner hoe and living your authentic self
😛 manda was hoerising with Sarah.
Hoerising by Mr.hoebag March 27, 2021

Hoerinthians 

The book of the Bible that gives your girl explicit permission to perform acts befitting of a hoe as long as it’s for you and you alone.
According to the book of Hoerinthians, it’s okay for me to sit on your face because we’re dating.
Hoerinthians by Zinny69 February 10, 2023
Hoerider is a guy that like to only have sex with hoes or dirty girls.
That guy tried to talk to me but I turned him down cause hes a hoerider.
Hoerider by lilprincess* October 4, 2010