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Homely-humper
Attractive woman: Hey, do you know what kind of girls Matt is into?
Attractive woman's friend: Don't waste your time. He's a homely-humper.
Attractive woman's friend: Don't waste your time. He's a homely-humper.
Homely-humper by Lillykins October 3, 2013
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Hocely • homely • homelysexual • hacelyn • Hodely • Hoely Grail • Hoelympics • hoelyrosie • homelybody • Homely Duties
homely stick
n. when touched by this stick, you instantly turn ugly as fuck. this beating is also called the "homely beating"
zach is so ugly that he got hit by the homely stick as a child.
the homely stick laid a smack down on andrew.
the homely stick laid a smack down on andrew.
homely stick by pooponyourmother August 19, 2011
Hoelympics
Hoelympics is when 2 or more women compete for attention in public places, money or the same males affection
bitch i look way better than you he would want me more than you , bitch ima use this guy for everything he got , bitch i aint no hoe!"(random guy)" you both hoes try for the hoelympics!!!
Hoelympics by SomethingSinister;) September 3, 2015
Homely
(Adj.)
Not attractive or good-looking: a homely child.
Lacking elegance or refinement: homely furniture.
Of a simple or unpretentious nature; plain: homely truths.
Characteristic of the home or of home life: homely skills.
Not attractive or good-looking: a homely child.
Lacking elegance or refinement: homely furniture.
Of a simple or unpretentious nature; plain: homely truths.
Characteristic of the home or of home life: homely skills.
That is one homely child.
Your trailer is homely!
You are kinda homely aren't you?
You are one homely dresser!
Your trailer is homely!
You are kinda homely aren't you?
You are one homely dresser!
Homely by whutina_10 December 28, 2005
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