Hocely

A term used to describe a woman who is a bat-shit crazy. Hocely are known for their conspiracy theories, anti-vaxxing agendas, and their Tom Holland obsessions. They can be crazy, but they can be your best friends!

Ay SLATT, stop being such a Hocely.

by werid May 2, 2021

Homely-humper

A person who is only sexually/physically attracted to unattractive people.

Attractive woman: Hey, do you know what kind of girls Matt is into?
Attractive woman's friend: Don't waste your time. He's a homely-humper.

by Lillykins October 3, 2013

Hoely

If a girl is hoely, it means she's acting like some holy virgin but actually is a hoe

A: Did you see that girl last on the party?
B: The hoe throwing herself on guys?
A: Yes, and now in school she's acting all nice and clean
B: What a hoely girl

by Kekkidy March 31, 2015

homely stick

n. when touched by this stick, you instantly turn ugly as fuck. this beating is also called the "homely beating"

zach is so ugly that he got hit by the homely stick as a child.

the homely stick laid a smack down on andrew.

by pooponyourmother August 19, 2011

Hoelympics

Hoelympics is when 2 or more women compete for attention in public places, money or the same males affection

bitch i look way better than you he would want me more than you , bitch ima use this guy for everything he got , bitch i aint no hoe!"(random guy)" you both hoes try for the hoelympics!!!

by SomethingSinister;) September 3, 2015

Homely

(Adj.)

Not attractive or good-looking: a homely child.
Lacking elegance or refinement: homely furniture.
Of a simple or unpretentious nature; plain: homely truths.
Characteristic of the home or of home life: homely skills.

That is one homely child.
Your trailer is homely!
You are kinda homely aren't you?
You are one homely dresser!

by whutina_10 December 28, 2005

hopely

Shortened version of the word "Hopefully"

Hopely we get there soon or my buttles going to explode!

by gayve June 10, 2007