Hoelympics

Hoelympics is when 2 or more women compete for attention in public places, money or the same males affection

bitch i look way better than you he would want me more than you , bitch ima use this guy for everything he got , bitch i aint no hoe!"(random guy)" you both hoes try for the hoelympics!!!

by SomethingSinister;) September 3, 2015

Homolympics

The Homolympic Games are a major international event featuring summer and winter sports, in which thousands of homosexual athletes participate in a variety of ass-humpingly awesome competitions.

The headquarters of the International Homolympics Committee (IHC) is located in the gay district of San Francisco and is currently headed by the Danfag Chairman.

Notable events may include:

Bobbing inside the Sled
Skeleton with Boners
Queer Ice Dancing
Shooting with the Javelin
Passing my Baton Relay Race
Penisaurus Rex Riding
Three-way Triathalon
Cockmunging for Cockmungers
AVBP-Ball

The danfag won a rainbow medal at the Homolympics

by b0ringtimes February 24, 2010

holympics

When two or more hos compete for a man.

There were so many girls on you, it was a regular holympics.

by Joe Fur Man March 6, 2008

HOlympics

Sporting event in which lewd, lascivious, and otherwise slutty hoes compete in events such as the Burmingham Bootie Call, Ho-Vault, and Dirty Sanchez. Prizes include a tube of pink glitter lipstick, cell phone skins featuring cartoon characters (such as tweety bird in a bikini), 22" rims, halter tops and an assortment of false eyelashes. Winners are determined by pimps, losers get choked.

<Steve> Hey Bill, are you going watch the HOlympics on ESPN this weekend?

<Bill> Yes, looking forward to it, Steve. Did you see Cherry Pie in the Ho-Vault prelims last week? She's great at handling that pole.

by MMEPL March 4, 2009

Woelympics

A form of attention-seeking and one-upmanship wherein the participants try to outdo each other with sob stories and having the worst parents, ailment, job, life, etc.

"Oh hey, is that Jenny and Amanda?"
"Yeah, but you probably don't want to go over there. They're competing over who has the worst mental illness."
"Oh god, not the Woelympics again."

by aoigensou September 7, 2013

HOlympics

When the thot you're trying to smash is making you play her thotty games. The series of bullshit tasks and situations that you must complete before you smash are known as the HOlympics.

Jimmy D: Yo I am fed up with this shit
Tommy F: What shit?
Jimmy D: I'm just trynna smash, but these HOlympics have been going on for weeks.
Tommy F: Just hit up Jenny. She won't do you dirty like that.

by Psychoniac May 15, 2018