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hobo sanctuary 

a sacred, garbage filled place where hobos from around the globe will come to worship their holy cardboard box idol.
"You prick! There is no hobo sanctuary, you just made it up."
"Fuck you, I've been there!"
hobo sanctuary by Hosex November 22, 2007

hobo sandwich

(noun) A peanut butter sandwich without bread, often eaten with a plastic spoon.
Man, last night I was so hungry, I had a hobo sandwich for dinner.
hobo sandwich by Blakestone December 2, 2007

hobo sandwich

(n)the act of several hobos huddeling together for warmth
dude, last night i was so effed up i joined in on a hobo sandwich.
im still itching from that one.
hobo sandwich by ebefay March 6, 2009

Hobo Sandwich

The worst cold-meat sandwich ever made. Usually comprised of rock hard bread, near frozen ham or turkey, and cheese that has been sitting out for nearly 5 hours.
Shit bro, I got a hobo sandwich in my late plate again, could this day get any worse?
Hobo Sandwich by MikeTheCook January 27, 2011

Hobo Santa 

He is Santa that lost his job and is now shriveled up and homeless so he gives beans and poisoned Lima beans to kids on hobo Christmas which is on everyday
Kid1: I got beans on hobo Christmas what did you get
Dead kid: I got poisoned Lima beans

Kid1: oh
Dead kid: Hobo Santa a jerk
Hobo Santa by Hobo Santa June 16, 2019

like a hobo on a ham sandwich 

to compare someones rush to get something to the zeal in which a hungry hobo would snag a ham sandwich he/she just found
As soon as he saw his ho, he was all over her like a hobo on a ham sandwich.

Cuz he hasn't gottin any from her in like a week.