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Hubertus 

Bavarian origin, he is the Protector of the hunters for the German speaking people. A Hubertus is known to be tall, handsome and dark haired. Also, a very kind person in nature. Due to his origin, he is an expert with weapons and a superb Marksman. If you ever find yourself in a bad situation (like a bank robbery) you will be blessed when a Hubertus is close. When approached by a Hubertus, let him know you come in peace. Say; „Hubertus, thank you for your service“ then lead him to some beautiful girls because he is a protector.
Ashley: Yesterday I met a Hubertus!
Katharine: Damn girl, you got yourself a fine ass protector!
Hubertus by ElGobo January 19, 2019
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Hubertus 

A Person which is beloved by everyone, but Not a homosexual, ladiekiller
He is such a hubertus, i Just Love him
Hubertus by USSintre5th January 2, 2017

hubertus 

One really nice guy, one who is always there for his friends and family. Usually also a great actor and womanizer.

Every male counterpart is jealous.
GIRL: WOW that guy is such a hubertus !!!
BOY: Well if you like him then go fuck him…I am out !
hubertus by SAVAGE_poolparty May 30, 2017

Hubertus 

Guys called Hubertus are tall, handsome, probably have dark hair and beautiful eyes. Their interest can range quite a lot but once they find something interesting they are truly fascinated. Although they are really strong and seem intimidating they have a truly kind heart and probably have a hidden artistic talent like music. They are always there for their friends, family or even a complete stranger. If they feel strongly towards you they will probably be pretty straightforward.A truly amazing person blessed by God and loyal to the grave.
Ah damn hubertus has another question.
He must be really interested in this topic.
Hubertus by Angel_of_music September 2, 2023

Huberous Reptillian 

An asshole that induces and feeds off of your negative emotions than you spit on this asshole because of asshole doing this to you and making you feel like absolute shit throughout the day from the feeding off of the negative emotions "ALL DAY" another tool word, than ignorant asshole doesn't know what's up with you or why you spit on this asshole in the first place.
Hey I'm just going to latch onto your spinal cord in the 4th dimension and scum suck negative emotions from you all day because your a lesser being. And now that you have spit on me I feel inferior/superior another Reptillian characteristic.. and now I am going to react immaturely and make this lesser being brain dead, send him to hell and turn him from a Man into a Grey. I am fucking awesome right? I have to be I am a Reptillian.. NOT! Huberous Reptillian
Huberous Reptillian by It 1111 November 7, 2013

huberts kitty 

Another word for weed, crack, or at certain times, another word for Barzi (look up barzi for definition)
Pass huberts kitty dude! I hear the shit you bought is awesome!!!

and occasionally...

Stay away from huberts kittie, they always smell terrible and steal your food.
huberts kitty by cheese man123 August 24, 2005
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