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Holbert

Holbert is phrase used to describe a sloppy drug addict.
Jimmy is a Holbert don't trust him doing your concrete.

She looks like a holbert with those rotten teeth and pimples on her face.
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Holbert Nose

Is used to describe a big nose that looks like a baboons or gorilla. The size is comparable to a softball or bowling pin.
Hey look at Jamie's Holbert Nose! Damn dawg she looks like Marie her mom. I think she looks like a witch!!

That's the ugliest tranny inbreeding experiment in Ross Ohio. Yep....that family has a bad reputation and Holbert Nose.
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Jimmy Holbert

Jimmy Holbert was first used in the early 1990's to describe a worthless drugs addict.

Meth mouth is a good sign or this useless dirtbag.
Hey man you are not going to be able to get a good woman because your a Jimmy Holbert.

Grow some balls Jimmy Holbert!!
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Dirty Holbert

Taking a shit in a rival academic's ear. Leaving a steaming load on another scholar's auricle, canal, & eardrum. Compare to the more well-known Dirty Sanchez.
After the heated panel on social capital at APA, Dr. W put his myopic and stubborn rivals Dr. A and Dr. M in their place by administering a Dirty Holbert to each of them in the convention center lobby.
by Pres. Gee November 21, 2010
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helberth

a really really really ridiculously good looking person who always has his ways with the ladies and has incredible hair
Oh my God!!...ItS HELBERTH...I hope he wants to put his finger up my butthole!
by Megan Foxx March 22, 2009
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Hilbert AIDS

A disease rapidly spreading throughout the SUNY Albany campus and surrounding area. Very contagious, can be spread by blood, semen, even saliva. All you need to do is kiss someone to get the HAIDS.
I made out with that girl and now through a chain of 6 people I have the Hilbert AIDS!
by HAIDS Researcher January 20, 2009
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hoobert

a guy with a giant mole
a pretty gay person
with a small package
yo man that hoobert is almost as gay as that levik
by a nukka wit attitude July 6, 2008
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