Holbert

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Holbert is phrase used to describe a sloppy drug addict.

Jimmy is a Holbert don't trust him doing your concrete.

She looks like a holbert with those rotten teeth and pimples on her face.

Holbert by All girls know Long Pole Joe June 27, 2020

Words you can keep

Holbert Nose

Is used to describe a big nose that looks like a baboons or gorilla. The size is comparable to a softball or bowling pin.

Hey look at Jamie's Holbert Nose! Damn dawg she looks like Marie her mom. I think she looks like a witch!!

That's the ugliest tranny inbreeding experiment in Ross Ohio. Yep....that family has a bad reputation and Holbert Nose.

Holbert Nose by All girls know Long Pole Joe July 31, 2020

Related Words

Holbert • Holbert Nose • Dirty Holbert • Jimmy Holbert • Halbert • Hilbert Space • Hobert • Halberta • halberto • helbert

Jimmy Holbert

Jimmy Holbert was first used in the early 1990's to describe a worthless drugs addict.

Meth mouth is a good sign or this useless dirtbag.

Hey man you are not going to be able to get a good woman because your a Jimmy Holbert.

Grow some balls Jimmy Holbert!!

Jimmy Holbert by All girls know Long Pole Joe July 10, 2020

Dirty Holbert

Taking a shit in a rival academic's ear. Leaving a steaming load on another scholar's auricle, canal, & eardrum. Compare to the more well-known Dirty Sanchez.

After the heated panel on social capital at APA, Dr. W put his myopic and stubborn rivals Dr. A and Dr. M in their place by administering a Dirty Holbert to each of them in the convention center lobby.

Dirty Holbert by Pres. Gee November 21, 2010

helberth

a really really really ridiculously good looking person who always has his ways with the ladies and has incredible hair

Oh my God!!...ItS HELBERTH...I hope he wants to put his finger up my butthole!

helberth by Megan Foxx March 22, 2009

Hilbert AIDS

A disease rapidly spreading throughout the SUNY Albany campus and surrounding area. Very contagious, can be spread by blood, semen, even saliva. All you need to do is kiss someone to get the HAIDS.

I made out with that girl and now through a chain of 6 people I have the Hilbert AIDS!

Hilbert AIDS by HAIDS Researcher January 20, 2009

hoobert

a guy with a giant mole
a pretty gay person
with a small package

yo man that hoobert is almost as gay as that levik

hoobert by a nukka wit attitude July 6, 2008

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026