Hobbit Ring 

When a woman's Anus hole is crusted with shit all the way round.

"I can't believe i nearly had sex with Angela, she had a nasty Hobbit Ring!"

Hobbit Ring by RocketPoweredAssBlaster3000 February 6, 2018

Hobbiting 

ho-bít-ing

Crouching down in a ball and resuming normal behavior patterns from this position

Asher was hobbiting on the bus this morning.

Hobbiting by eakart1 October 9, 2016

Hobbitting 

Staying in a room with the lights off, curtains/blinds closed as to minimise light during the day. The room must be warm. Watch films while cwtching under a duvet eating junk food.

-'Have you been hobbitting all day?'
'Hell yeah! I had no lectures today!'

Hobbitting by Tobyj_197 February 17, 2009

hobbiting 

If you have already seen Lord of the Rings then you already know what a hobbit is. Hobbiting is when someone explores and adventures a hillside or mountain side, usually through the woods. A hill/mountain side is not mandatory, but it furthers the hobbiting experience. Smoking, making fires, and making forts are some common hobbiting activities. Psychedelic drugs (LSD, mushrooms, peyote) really enhance a hobbing experience, and really get you involved in the sport. Mischief and curiousity are a must.

"Where are Jake and Nate?"
"Oh, they went hobbiting today. They're climbing around some mountainside making campfires and having a good time."

"I went hobbiting yesterday, you should have seen the fort that I built."

"No one hobbits like we do. We hobbit that mountain side to no end, and that's some damn good acid."

hobbiting by JeanClaudePignut April 8, 2009

hobbiting 

Hiding away in your house/room or just being anti-social; like a hobbit hiding in his dwelling.

Jack isn't coming to the party tonight, he'd rather be hobbiting in his apartment.

hobbiting by Cdeath January 14, 2009

Hobbitting 

An act of intimacy that involves pubic hair, glue and feet. You do the math.

Damn we hobbitted so hard last night I could barely walk!! Hobbitting is great

Hobbitting by Meowdontworryboutit April 6, 2021

hobbit, hobbiting 

anything you want it to

Stop your hobbiting around!
Shut up or ill cut off your hobbit.

hobbit, hobbiting by Matt444 February 19, 2004